Top Ten Things Ace Can Do Now That He is Off American Idol

[FalseIdol]

10. "Enter the next Miss Clairol Hair Care Contest"

9. "Sell his nude photos to "OUT" magazine"

8. "See if there is much of market for a car wash staffed with male models in short-shorts."

7. "Autograph the audience sign from his last AI appearance which said "Ace Stick the Microphone Up Your A--" and donate it to charity to be auctioned off.

6. "Audition for the part of Ben Stiller's stand-in for Zoolander II."

5. "Admit that he keyed the hell out of Simon's car on his way out of the parking lot"

4. "Practice his Indian accent so he immediately fits right in when he returns behind the counter at 7-11"

3. "Write a book disclosing that Paula never wore any panties while sitting at the judges table."

2. "Announce that when he found out Ryan Seacrest wasn't gay---it was the saddest day of his life."

1. "Promise to have sex with all the frustrated housewives who voted for him if they come to his house. Make sure his significant other "Dennis" answers the door when they show up."

[Blondie]

Originally Posted by FalseIdol

10. "Enter the next Miss Clairol Hair Care Contest"

9. "Sell his nude photos to "OUT" magazine"

8. "See if there is much of market for a car wash staffed with male models in short-shorts."

7. "Autograph the audience sign from his last AI appearance which said "Ace Stick the Microphone Up Your A--" and donate it to charity to be auctioned off.

6. "Audition for the part of Ben Stiller's stand-in for Zoolander II."

5. "Admit that he keyed the hell out of Simon's car on his way out of the parking lot"

4. "Practice his Indian accent so he immeidately fits right in when he returns behind the counter at 7-11"

3. "Write a book disclosing that Paula never wore any panties while sitting at the judges table."

2. "Announce that when he found out Ryan Seacrest wasn't gay---it was the saddest day of his life."

1. "Promise to have sex with all the frustrated housewives who voted for you if they come to your house. Make sure your significant other "Dennis" answers the door when they show up."

You are TOTALLY hilarious Thank you so much for the great laughs today. Ya know I'm glad to see you're in L.A. because that rules out that you are my brother-in-law up in Seattle with a similar sense of humor. Thank GOD! Since I'm so in love with you, that could've been a real disaster

[IdolMe2]

you are frickin hilarious

[LovinAce]

you are a complete idiot...

[maggiespk]

It is not hilarious if you are making fun of someone else.Just imagine if this is your father you are referring to!.....Please boycott this thread! Judge, do something sane!

[FalseIdol]

Originally Posted by maggiespk

Just imagine if this is your father you are referring to!

Even worse, imagine if it was my son I was referring to!

[tiger4life]

you just ticked off all the soccer moms around the country my wife being one of them. thanks goodness hes gone , cya ace (hope not)

[LovinAce]

so what's the big deal with the whole "soccer mom" and "housewife" thing with ace?? how do u figure? or is it just an easy thing to blame for jealousy?

[frank]

Originally Posted by LovinAce

so what's the big deal with the whole "soccer mom" and "housewife" thing with ace?? how do u figure? or is it just an easy thing to blame for jealousy?

Ok!!!! Everybody!!!!!!! Let Me Hear YA!!!!!!!!!!

"I could wile away the Hours"
"Conferrin' with the flowers"
"Consultin with the rain"
"And my head I'd be scratchin"
"While my thoughts were busy hatchin"
"IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN"

[tnell]

Originally Posted by FalseIdol

Even worse, imagine if it was my son I was referring to!

Imagine if it was your boyfriend that you were referring to!?!?!?!/ Smile!!!