Humor: Three Arkansas Surgeons

[daughtryfanatic]

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas In my favorite case, a
concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8
months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both
legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
Medal in track and field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a Woman
was high on cocaine and she rode a horse, head-on into a train traveling at
80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and
the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's running for
President."