Humor: Three Arkansas Surgeons

[daughtryfanatic]

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas In my favorite case, a
concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8
months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both
legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
Medal in track and field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a Woman
was high on cocaine and she rode a horse, head-on into a train traveling at
80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and
the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's running for
President."

[Eileenacanadian]

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife,
and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St.Peter said, "You died in your
sleep, Ralph."

Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live
for. Send me back! St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way
you can go back,and that is as a chicken."

Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm Near his

Home.

The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and
pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first
day here?"

"Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this strange Feeling inside.
Like I'm gonna explode!" "You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don't
tell me you've never laid an egg before?" "Never," said Ralph.

"Well, just relax and let it happen," says the rooster. "I t's no big
deal."

Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph
was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon Laid
another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the Back of his
head, and heard his wife shout.....

"Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're ****ting in the bed!"

[RushDog]

Originally Posted by daughtryfanatic

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas In my favorite case, a
concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8
months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both
legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
Medal in track and field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a Woman
was high on cocaine and she rode a horse, head-on into a train traveling at
80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and
the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's running for
President."

That was funny!

[daughtryfanatic]

Originally Posted by RushDog

That was funny!

RushDog, someone replied on another forum, "They would never do 'that' to a horse".

[princess amira]

hahaha...thats very funny

[magnum]

I liked the joke but could not understand the end of it the how he has mixed the hair and the ass of the horse. But the joke is good and keep sending them.

[idolrocks2008]

too funny!

[HillsNFire]

lol! !

[TaylorHicksRocks]

Eils I don't know how I missed your joke...Hilarious!!!! The first one is funny too but I had received that one in an e mail a long time ago..

[WhatsOn]

That is too funny!