blonde jokes

[Flickaizsad]

a blonde went to an appliance store and foun a bargin. "i would like to buy this tv" she told the sales man. sorry we do not sell to blondes he replied. so she hurried home and dyed her hair then came back and told the salesman i would like to buy this tv. sorry we do not sell to blondes he replied. darn he reconized me she thought. she went for a complete disguise this time new hair color, hair cut, new outfit, big sunglasses then waited a few days before going back. she went back and told the salesman i would like to buy this tv. sorry we do not sell to blondes he replied. Frustrated she asked how do you know i am a blodes. the salesman said because that is a microwave

two blondes were waiting at the pearly gates and struck up a conversation. fisrt blonde said how did you die?second says i froze to death.first says must have been awful. second says how did you die? first blonde says i had a heart attack. i knew my husband was being unfaithful so i came home unexpectidley one day and rushed to the basemeant nobody was hiding there i rushed to the attic and still no one and after all that rushing i had a heart attack and died. Second blonde says if only you looked in the frezzer we would both still be alive.

Two blondes were driving down a country road when they see another blonde in the middle of a wheat feild in a row boat rowing. the driver blonde turned to his friend and said its blondes like that that gives the rest of us a bad name. to this the other blonde replies i know it if i knew how to swim i would go over there and drown her.

ok i do not gat this one: a blonde and brunette are skydiving. the brunette jumps out of the plane pulls the cord-nothing happens. she then pulls the emergency cord -still nothing happens. the blonde finnally jumps out of the plane and says Oh so you want to race Huh?

[idolrocks2008]

i love blonde jokes, but I still have no clue how the whole dumb blonde streotype came about.

[HillsNFire]

Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were.

The first blonde said, "I think they’re deer tracks!"

The second blonde said, "I think they’re dog tracks!"

The third blonde said, "Well, I think they’re cow tracks!"

They were still arguing when the train hit them.

[Sharra]

Q: What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run like hell—she’s got a grenade in her mouth.

[Feisty Kitty]

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug
through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to
the policewoman.

"Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

[Feisty Kitty]

What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever

[HillsNFire]

ha ha! !

[MichelleIdol]

I could never get sick of blond jokes