man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
>not to report it because the thief was spending less
>than his wife did.
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What's the matter, you look depressed."
>I'm having trouble with my wife.
>What happened?
>She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days."
>"But that ought to make you happy."
>"It did, but today is the last day
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?" JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do
" TEACHER:" Of course not.
." JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework
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One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.
He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" o
After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.
a "Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.
The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself
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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
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A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? e
B: Ok .
A: A white horse fell in the mud.
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