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aztecgoods
04-20-2006, 07:49 AM
I Officially apologize to ACE. For all the snide remarks about making Voodoo dolls out of your likeness, to stick pins in to mess up your routine (it worked). For the utter assault on your character as a human being. For the remarks about you proving that men decend from Apes ( just kidding I didn't say that) I officially apologize, but I do leave you with one parting thought. This is really a tip for your new merchandising and marketing team that will undoubtedly expolit you like a Hollyweird Tranny Prostitute. After I came up with the Voodoo doll idea, I realized a much better marketing doll will be a blow up doll to appeal to the gay community. And maybe pose in Playgirl (It has a 90% gay subscription list) I see big things for you in the gay community. (P.S. I am not gay bashing, I like Gay people)

MusicLover
04-20-2006, 07:53 AM
Oh my gosh!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!:yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm

aztecgoods
04-20-2006, 07:58 AM
Oh my gosh!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!:yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm

What does ROTFLMAO mean? Sorry I'm not good with long ancronyms.

MusicLover
04-20-2006, 08:11 AM
Rolling on the floor laughing my @ss off, see? LOL!!!

RushDog
04-20-2006, 09:29 AM
What does ROTFLMAO mean? Sorry I'm not good with long ancronyms.

Don't feel bad, I always thought LOL meant "Light on Lingerie"

aztecgoods
04-20-2006, 10:19 AM
I forgot to add the whole new world and career for ACE to have in the Gay porn industry, he's already there in Hollyweird too, so he won't have to travel at all, he will first need an HIV test because the industry is very strict on testing right now. If you get your tests now you will be ahead of the game and ready to start filming. LIGHTS, CAMERA ACCTTTIONNN!!

FalseIdol
04-20-2006, 10:31 AM
Careful Aztec, the pro-ACE crowd will be organizing a boycott and demanding that the mods "do something about you" too.

:D :D :D

MusicLover
04-20-2006, 10:52 AM
Careful Aztec, the pro-ACE crowd will be organizing a boycott and demanding that the mods "do something about you" too.

:D :D :D


They can DO that??? Just b/c you say something they don't like??:confused:

RushDog
04-20-2006, 10:56 AM
They can DO that??? Just b/c you say something they don't like??:confused:

Yes, and they can also take away your birthday. Don't underestimate the power of the Ace-lovers.

frank
04-20-2006, 11:07 AM
Careful Aztec, the pro-ACE crowd will be organizing a boycott and demanding that the mods "do something about you" too.

:D :D :D
Warning! Aztec!!!! You may be protesting an alternative lifestyle too much..

aztecgoods
04-20-2006, 11:51 AM
Warning! Aztec!!!! You may be protesting an alternative lifestyle too much..

I am not protesting an alternative life style, I stated very precisely in bold type that I was NOT gay bashing. There is absolutely nothing wrong with ACE pursuing a career in Gay porn, it is very safe now and he may be able to rejuvinate the industry which is in need of a big boost. (Been lagging since what's his name died of AIDS) I am merely pointing out the right career moves for ACE to begin now that he will undoubtedly be bombarded with bad advice from his lawyers, marketing team, manager etc., AND FRANK INSULT DOG PLEASE go back to signing off with the FOR ME TO POOP ON, I actually say that to my girlfriend all the time now its so cool (Seriously)

AbsentElement
04-20-2006, 11:56 AM
AND FRANK INSULT DOG PLEASE go back to signing off with the FOR ME TO POOP ON, I actually say that to my girlfriend all the time now its so cool (Seriously)
I actually think Frank should branch out on his own and create Frank the comic insult monkey (as was mistaken by someone in another thread), and use the slogan "For me to throw POOP at!"

FalseIdol
04-20-2006, 11:57 AM
I don't have a problem with gays---it's the bi-sexuals who annoy me. Greedy bastards, pick a side and play. None of this tonite's it's ACE but tomorrow it's going to be Katherine stuff.

Yeah, I know, they are twice as likely as the rest of us to get lucky on Saturday nights, but geez louise, could you imagine having to dress trying to please both sexes????

aztecgoods
04-20-2006, 03:29 PM
Hey this thread was supposed to be about me. Yeah I bet you can tell now that I participate in the entertainment business being that I am so self absorbed, self centered, and turn every topic into a focus on myself.

FalseIdol
04-20-2006, 03:31 PM
Okay Aztec back to you. Are you AC or DC or some of both???

aztecgoods
04-20-2006, 03:47 PM
Okay Aztec back to you. Are you AC or DC or some of both???

chicks only please, not that theres anything wrong with that, but I do find myself watching deliverance over and over and over again, (just kidding)

FalseIdol
04-20-2006, 04:06 PM
If you ever want to hear a straight dude's take on homosexuality listen to filmaker Kevin Smith (Chasing Amy, Dogma, Clerks, Jay & Silent Bob, Mallrats) sometime.

Just because I'm not gay doesn't mean I am necessarily opposed to the idea of letting you suck my ---

:D :D :D

frank
04-20-2006, 05:50 PM
Hey this thread was supposed to be about me. Yeah I bet you can tell now that I participate in the entertainment business being that I am so self absorbed, self centered, and turn every topic into a focus on myself. Fair enough, so tell me Aztec....Is it hot inside that Chuckie Cheese Costume?

aztecgoods
04-21-2006, 07:53 AM
Fair enough, so tell me Aztec....Is it hot inside that Chuckie Cheese Costume?

they've told me I am no longer qualified for human marketing, bummer