Top Ten Things Ace Can Do Now That He is Off American Idol

[FalseIdol]

10. "Enter the next Miss Clairol Hair Care Contest"

9. "Sell his nude photos to "OUT" magazine"

8. "See if there is much of market for a car wash staffed with male models in short-shorts."

7. "Autograph the audience sign from his last AI appearance which said "Ace Stick the Microphone Up Your A--" and donate it to charity to be auctioned off.

6. "Audition for the part of Ben Stiller's stand-in for Zoolander II."

5. "Admit that he keyed the hell out of Simon's car on his way out of the parking lot"

4. "Practice his Indian accent so he immediately fits right in when he returns behind the counter at 7-11"

3. "Write a book disclosing that Paula never wore any panties while sitting at the judges table."

2. "Announce that when he found out Ryan Seacrest wasn't gay---it was the saddest day of his life."

1. "Promise to have sex with all the frustrated housewives who voted for him if they come to his house. Make sure his significant other "Dennis" answers the door when they show up."

[Blondie]

10. "Enter the next Miss Clairol Hair Care Contest"

9. "Sell his nude photos to "OUT" magazine"

8. "See if there is much of market for a car wash staffed with male models in short-shorts."

7. "Autograph the audience sign from his last AI appearance which said "Ace Stick the Microphone Up Your A--" and donate it to charity to be auctioned off.

6. "Audition for the part of Ben Stiller's stand-in for Zoolander II."

5. "Admit that he keyed the hell out of Simon's car on his way out of the parking lot"

4. "Practice his Indian accent so he immeidately fits right in when he returns behind the counter at 7-11"

3. "Write a book disclosing that Paula never wore any panties while sitting at the judges table."

2. "Announce that when he found out Ryan Seacrest wasn't gay---it was the saddest day of his life."

1. "Promise to have sex with all the frustrated housewives who voted for you if they come to your house. Make sure your significant other "Dennis" answers the door when they show up."

You are TOTALLY hilarious ;) Thank you so much for the great laughs today. Ya know I'm glad to see you're in L.A. because that rules out that you are my brother-in-law up in Seattle with a similar sense of humor. Thank GOD! Since I'm so in love with you, that could've been a real disaster :heartpump

[IdolMe2]

you are frickin hilarious:biggrinje

[LovinAce]

you are a complete idiot...

[maggiespk]

It is not hilarious if you are making fun of someone else.Just imagine if this is your father you are referring to!.....Please boycott this thread! Judge, do something sane!

[MusicLover]

10. "Enter the next Miss Clairol Hair Care Contest"

9. "Sell his nude photos to "OUT" magazine"

8. "See if there is much of market for a car wash staffed with male models in short-shorts."

7. "Autograph the audience sign from his last AI appearance which said "Ace Stick the Microphone Up Your A--" and donate it to charity to be auctioned off.

6. "Audition for the part of Ben Stiller's stand-in for Zoolander II."

5. "Admit that he keyed the hell out of Simon's car on his way out of the parking lot"

4. "Practice his Indian accent so he immediately fits right in when he returns behind the counter at 7-11"

3. "Write a book disclosing that Paula never wore any panties while sitting at the judges table."

2. "Announce that when he found out Ryan Seacrest wasn't gay---it was the saddest day of his life."

1. "Promise to have sex with all the frustrated housewives who voted for him if they come to his house. Make sure his significant other "Dennis" answers the door when they show up."

Wow, False, You are toooooo funny!!!!! My sentiments exactly! I'm glad THAT purdy white boy is gone! LMAO!!!
:yelrotflm

[FalseIdol]

Just imagine if this is your father you are referring to!

Even worse, imagine if it was my son I was referring to!

[tiger4life]

you just ticked off all the soccer moms around the country:D my wife being one of them. thanks goodness hes gone:D , cya ace (hope not)

[LovinAce]

so what's the big deal with the whole "soccer mom" and "housewife" thing with ace?? how do u figure? or is it just an easy thing to blame for jealousy?

[frank]

so what's the big deal with the whole "soccer mom" and "housewife" thing with ace?? how do u figure? or is it just an easy thing to blame for jealousy?
Ok!!!! Everybody!!!!!!! Let Me Hear YA!!!!!!!!!!

"I could wile away the Hours"
"Conferrin' with the flowers"
"Consultin with the rain"
"And my head I'd be scratchin"
"While my thoughts were busy hatchin"
"IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN"

[aztecgoods]

For my own thoughts on this touching subject please see my official apology to ACE in the general chat threads. I think ACE will have many opportunities in Hollyweird. He could become a tranny hollywood boulevard street whore (also can use Sunset Blvd.) Or if he really sticks to his ethics he will not do TV anymore and strictly do feature film (gay porn). He could also work behind those rooms that have little round holes in them in the sex shops. Or as the equally talented Ashley Parker Angel was told on his show, he is certainly qualified for human marketing. (Standing outside a KFC in a Rubber Chicken Suit) I'm still thinking about this, I'm sure there are many more we all have just not thought this through yet. Let me sleep on this one and I'll get back to you. INSULT DOG!! THROW POOP AT IS STILL NOT AS FUNNY AS "FOR ME TO POOP ON" I know its a subtle difference, but its still not as funny.

[goidol06]

ace was ok but i knew he wpuld be voted off next

I think Chris, kellie, taylor, and kat will be the top 4

Paris and elliot are leaving soon!

[Anyone but Taylor]

I really thought Ace was good. He was certainly a lot better singer than TAYLOR! All the old biddies of America vote for Taylor. At least Ace was something to look at! Why do suggest he's gay? I didn't see that.

[FalseIdol]

Why do suggest he's gay? I didn't see that.

You think that pair of Ace's underwear ended up in Randy's dressing room by accident???

[graciespeaks]

You think that pair of Ace's underwear ended up in Randy's dressing room by accident???

I am not sure but False maybe a little jealous!

[Miss Lolita]

False secretly loves Ace!

[maggiespk]

False secretly loves Ace!
Now I understand why False has such weird perceptions!!:love:

[FalseIdol]

Psst. Maggie? Lolita? Gracie?

Don't look now but your buddy Ace announced he was gay this evening.

http://www.idolme.com/thread979.html

That just makes him unobtainable to the likes of you three in yet another way now....

[maggiespk]

That just makes him unobtainable to the likes of you three in yet another way now....
Confirmed our theory on why you are always seen on Ace's thread. False is secretly fantasising about Ace!:badlove:

[AceHighRoller95]

I think that you need to learn that Ace Young is one of the top 7 singers in America, and you shouldn't be making this much fun of him, because I would like to see you sing as good as he does. You can't, so stop critisizing him. I'm going to laugh so hard if he becomes a big hit because I think you need to stop and think about what you're saying.

ACEROX

[Miss Lolita]

you can bet that he will be an even bigger star than any current idol on the show now!

[RushDog]

I actually can see a decent acting career for Ace. (And I'm not talking about Gay porn, either). I could see him in some musicals.

[aztecgoods]

I think that you need to learn that Ace Young is one of the top 7 singers in America, and you shouldn't be making this much fun of him, because I would like to see you sing as good as he does. You can't, so stop critisizing him. I'm going to laugh so hard if he becomes a big hit because I think you need to stop and think about what you're saying.

ACEROX

I'm not a singer, I am a guitar player/keyboard player, although I could probably still out sing ACE, but no doubt real singers can, including my own alcoholic lead singer in my home band. As for ACE being Gay, I don't think any of us are saying he's gay, just that he will have a terrific career in the gay porn industry.

[RushDog]

This gay porn subject is becoming a real bore. Let it go!

[aztecgoods]

This gay porn subject is becoming a real bore. Let it go!

your right, I tend to wear out a subject too much, but this is not going to be as much fun now that we dont have ACE to kick around anymore. What do we have Taylor? He's a Jerk-#$@ but just won't be the same without ACE.

[RushDog]

Yeah, but if you pick on Taylor, it would be a losing battle. Even if you think he's a jerk-off, the Soul Patrol have you outnumbered. They're the ones that are carrying him through.

[XoIdolLoverOx]

You are just jealous!

[XoIdolLoverOx]

Ace is hot, so just get over it....

[XoIdolLoverOx]

And stop being rude....cause nobody's buyin it

[XoIdolLoverOx]

And he will not have any career in a porn industry

[XoIdolLoverOx]

The top 10 on AI go touring anyway...and he came in 7th place...So check your facts before you say anything

[FalseIdol]

What has 5,000 legs and 1 pubic hair?

An Ace Young Concert!

By the way does anyone know what Ace's real first name is?

[AIdolfan]

oops, wrong thread

[RushDog]

What has 5,000 legs and 1 pubic hair?

An Ace Young Concert!

By the way does anyone know what Ace's real first name is?


Yeah, what is his name? Please somebody tell me. It's really important to me.

[aztecgoods]

Yeah, what is his name? Please somebody tell me. It's really important to me.


I can't remember if its Angus, or Dennis De'

[tnell]

Even worse, imagine if it was my son I was referring to!


Imagine if it was your boyfriend that you were referring to!?!?!?!/:moon: Smile!!!

[FalseIdol]

Well, I would want my boyfriend to be gay, wouldn't I?

[Son of Simon]

@Lover...

And you will stop spamming or I will be forced to lock this thread. ;)

[AbsentElement]

I think that you need to learn that Ace Young is one of the top 7 singers in America, and you shouldn't be making this much fun of him, because I would like to see you sing as good as he does. You can't, so stop critisizing him. I'm going to laugh so hard if he becomes a big hit because I think you need to stop and think about what you're saying.

ACEROX
Sorry, this is a little late, but didn't see this one before... Are you saying that the American Idol contestants are the best singers in the country? So if Pickler WINS (God forbid), will that make her the best singer in the country? I think you need to stop and think about what you're saying. :confused:

[FalseIdol]

Sorry, this is a little late, but didn't see this one before... Are you saying that the American Idol contestants are the best singers in the country?

If all of America was the size of Rhode Island, it's still pretty doubtful that the AI singers would be considered the best.

[RushDog]

Kellie was the best singer in Pickler Holler.

[FalseIdol]

I bet she could out sing anyone in Petticoat-Junction too!

[ATHABASCA]

Hey,i'm Iranian.i can't sPk English very well but trying to...is there any one who heps me plz...?:mecry:

[yingxuy]

No doubt, the real singers, including myself in my home with the lead singer of alcohol. ACE's gay, I do not think any of us say he is gay, Wedding Cufflinks (http://www.meritline.com/Cufflinks---c-13571.aspx) but his gay porn industry will have a great career.