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02-12-2008, 03:28 PM
Hi everyone ..
Today I've got sth new for you..
This is a comparison between MEN and WOMEN..
Wish you like it ..
Check it out ..
On nicknames
WOMEN If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
MEN If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out for lunch, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.
On money
WOMEN A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
MEN A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
In argument
WOMEN A woman has the last word in any argument.
MEN anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
On cats
WOMEN Women usually love cats.
MEN Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking,
men kick cats.
On the future
WOMEN A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. MEN A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
On success
MEN A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
WOMEN A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
On marriage
WOMEN A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
MEN a man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
On dressing up
WOMEN A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.
MEN A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
On family
WOMEN A woman knows all about her children. She knows about their best friends, favorite food and secret fears, hopes and dreams.
MEN A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
i like it alot
i think its true dont you
Today I've got sth new for you..
This is a comparison between MEN and WOMEN..
Wish you like it ..
Check it out ..
On nicknames
WOMEN If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
MEN If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out for lunch, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.
On money
WOMEN A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
MEN A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
In argument
WOMEN A woman has the last word in any argument.
MEN anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
On cats
WOMEN Women usually love cats.
MEN Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking,
men kick cats.
On the future
WOMEN A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. MEN A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
On success
MEN A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
WOMEN A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
On marriage
WOMEN A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
MEN a man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
On dressing up
WOMEN A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.
MEN A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
On family
WOMEN A woman knows all about her children. She knows about their best friends, favorite food and secret fears, hopes and dreams.
MEN A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
i like it alot
i think its true dont you