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02-02-2008, 01:49 PM
Hi
if you have any good jokes Post them right here

Here's mine
Snail: Gimme a Red Bull and vodka.

Bartender: We don't serve snails here.

Snail: Well, then give me a beer.

Bartender: I said we don't serve snails here.

Snail: I'll just have tea then.

Bartender: Look! I said we don't serve snails in here!

Bartender picks up the snail, walks to the door and throws the snail across the street.

Six months later, the snail walks back in the bar and says, "That wasn't very nice!"
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