Huckabee Surges on Norris Endorsement

[sandy]

When Chuck Norris makes a decision and writes about it in his WND column, three million people go along with him...... :D

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=59090

"When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris." :D

[kelly]

When Chuck Norris makes a decision and writes about it in his WND column, three million people go along with him...... :D

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=59090

"When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris." :D

Norris is a stand-up guy, and well respected by his peers.

[sandy]

I LOVE some of the Norris quotes:

-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

-What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

-Chuck Norris affects the price of stock quotes and land values. Wherever he is, prices drop due to the danger of a sudden catastrophe. He bought his own home for 30 cents and one roundhouse kick. :D

-The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: .

-If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.

-Chuck Norris once taught a class called "Ass Kicking 101". There were no survivors. :D

-Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

-Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

-Chuck Norris Isn't funny, stop laughing. :D

-When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

-Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

-Q: What’s 30 times Chuck Norris?
A: Oblivion.

-Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

-In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

-A man stopped Chuck Norris on the street and asked him to list 100 Chuck Norris facts. Unamused, Chuck Norris raised one eyebrow with such force that the man disintegrated.

-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

-Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" :D

-There are no steroids in baseball, just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

[kelly]

GO HUCKABEE !! He could chew Hill or Hussein up in a debate.

[frank]

Norris is a stand-up guy, and well respected by his peers.

Absolutely!! He inspires others to become great!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzFa5jrw9UY&eurl=http://cannablog.wordpress.com/2006/11/29/dont-call-chuck-norris-gay/

[TaylorHicksRocks]

Absolutely!! He inspires others to become great!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzFa5jrw9UY&eurl=http://cannablog.wordpress.com/2006/11/29/dont-call-chuck-norris-gay/

Lol! The S.F.A.!!!! That was Hilarious!!!