View Full Version : Official Ace Voodoo Dolls for Sale
aztecgoods
04-18-2006, 09:50 AM
Hey Idol lovers. The official Ace Voodoo Doll is now available. It comes in approximately Ken Doll size, and can also be used as a pin cushion. This Doll is for sticking pins in and has been officially cursed by the Haitian Voodoo priest-tess Idolinaa. If you stick pins in the right places, possibly he will get voted off. For orders just reply.
aztecgoods
04-18-2006, 12:17 PM
Hey Idol lovers. The official Ace Voodoo Doll is now available. It comes in approximately Ken Doll size, and can also be used as a pin cushion. This Doll is for sticking pins in and has been officially cursed by the Haitian Voodoo priest-tess Idolinaa. If you stick pins in the right places, possibly he will get voted off. For orders just reply.
I forgot to add that if you pull the string it will whine We Will Rock You in an off-key whimpy falsetto voice and it has diapers that get wet everytime he gets put into the bottom 3.
AbsentElement
04-18-2006, 12:26 PM
I forgot to add that if you pull the string it will whine We Will Rock You in an off-key whimpy falsetto voice and it has diapers that get wet everytime he gets put into the bottom 3.
ROTFLMAO!!! You sold me... where do I pick one of those up?
aztecgoods
04-18-2006, 12:34 PM
ROTFLMAO!!! You sold me... where do I pick one of those up?
You don't get it, this thread is for you to post what options you would like to see in the official Ace Voodoo Ken Doll (options such as diapers, string pull and he will say............. etc. etc.)
AbsentElement
04-18-2006, 12:55 PM
You don't get it, this thread is for you to post what options you would like to see in the official Ace Voodoo Ken Doll (options such as diapers, string pull and he will say............. etc. etc.)
No, I get it... I don't actually want one... You're added 'options' just cracked me the hell up.
How about different color beanies for the back pocket that are actually too small for his big head? Or the pink golfer outfit?
How about throwing in a free package of 100 "little green army men"-sized figures of drooling pimple-faced 14 year old girls?
aztecgoods
04-18-2006, 01:05 PM
No, I get it... I don't actually want one... You're added 'options' just cracked me the hell up.
How about different color beanies for the back pocket that are actually too small for his big head? Or the pink golfer outfit?
How about throwing in a free package of 100 "little green army men"-sized figures of drooling pimple-faced 14 year old girls?
Those are great options, we'll put those on the officially drawing board!