Woman jailed for testicle attack

[Somnilocus]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

Ok, ok, so this lady gets angry with her boyfriend and rips his balls off. Now every lady I've ever known, myself included, has THREATENED to do such a thing to their own boyfriends, but we'd never ACTUALLY do it. *wags finger*

But this lady apparently decided empty threats are pointless.

This is disgusting yet I find it hilarious in that "wtf is wrong with the world?" sort of way. :eek:

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

LOL! CUCKOO~!!

Ahh, relationships. :)

[TaylorHicksRocks]

Oh Sick!!!

[RushDog]

I hate when that happens.:eek:

[TaylorHicksRocks]

Don't tell me that happened to you!:eek:

[Cymru Am Byth]

That is so taking it a step 2 far, I would have gone for the middle bit as he still function with what he has left....lol.

I wounder if she coughed.?

wink wink

[surfville]

Oh my? i wouldn't let anyone cut off my happiness? why would she do such a thing? :D If ever that happens to me i better die than left with only one testicle!:talker:

[RushDog]

Don't tell me that happened to you!:eek:

Well, not exactly. It wasn't pulled off. When I was in Okinawa, women would always grab my balls, trying to get me to go in their bar. It didn't bother me. I kinda liked it. It felt nice. Then one night, things got out of hand. One woman grabbed my balls, trying to get me to come in, and another woman from another bar next door, grabbed my back pocket. They kept pulling me back and forth. Finally, I put them both in a headlock, and they let me go. I ended up going into both of their bars that night.

[attagirl]

Well, at least they stuck with their threat.lol...I am not sure they really should have done what they did. But I would be interested in knowing the outcome with the law. If you know please tell us here.

[princess amira]

OMG!!! thats soo disguisting

[Eileenacanadian]

Sounds like the female version of a Freddy Crugar movie.

[RushDog]

Loraina Bobbitt Crugar

[Eileenacanadian]

What a vision that must have been!

[surfville]

Loraina Bobbitt Crugar
Har Har!!! :D The guy must have been so lonely now? no more swingers party! i gotta take care of mine also you never know what come to girls mind when they are jealous.

[TaylorHicksRocks]

Well, not exactly. It wasn't pulled off. When I was in Okinawa, women would always grab my balls, trying to get me to go in their bar. It didn't bother me. I kinda liked it. It felt nice. Then one night, things got out of hand. One woman grabbed my balls, trying to get me to come in, and another woman from another bar next door, grabbed my back pocket. They kept pulling me back and forth. Finally, I put them both in a headlock, and they let me go. I ended up going into both of their bars that night.

I would have ran, gotten out of dodge.....Where the ladies were much nicer....
BTW a man only needs 1 testicle my Uncle had cancer and they removed one of his testicles he still had children.

[Eileenacanadian]

An old boyfriend of mine lost both in a Lacrosse accident. We were just talking about this the other night LOL. My sister's old boyfriend lost one in a water skiing accident. Maybe that's why they are called "jewels?" They are easy to lose?

[Eileenacanadian]

What a freak this woman was to do this to that guy. She's crackers! She's right out of a horror show. I'm surprised her head didn't spin around when she popped it in her mouth. She should do serious jail time or mental ward time for that.

[surfville]

I don't want to lose one of my b**ls i love them! there part of me, so i might as well take care of them and maybe buy me some of those locked briefs so they won;t have a chance to cut it of when i'm asleep.

[TaylorHicksRocks]

Just be true to your love and she should treat you well..

[surfville]

Yeah i know.. i won't cheat so my testicles will have a good night sleep at night. And maybe do it once in a while? and should not get caught..?

[Eileenacanadian]

A girl I used to know bit her boyfriend's tongue really hard on New Years Eve. During the countdown she saw him kiss a hottie so when he came up to her for a kiss she clamped down on his tongue. I guess that's better than the jewels but still that had to of hurt!

[AngelBaby]

he-he for the loraina bobbits joke

[TaylorHicksRocks]

:boldblue: I finally understand one of your posts..perhaps it has to do with cutting off a mans ah-hum.....Hehehe
:p:p:p