frank
04-04-2006, 10:53 AM
It is widely being reported that the United Organization of Orthodontists, ("U.O.O.") Are mounting a campaign to shut American Idol down due to the inordinately high ratio of crooked teeth among the remaining contestants. D.D.S. Elmer Robiniwicz stated that "It is a National embarrassment for this competition to exhibit the unusually misplaced amount of dental tragedies" A.P. 4/4/06