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TaylorHicksRocks
05-03-2007, 07:28 PM
You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or
7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "



Some I agree with some I don't but found this to be to cool not to post here...

SlighDawg
05-03-2007, 07:37 PM
Yeah... I am not sure I agree with all of it, but he does make his point very eloquently!

TaylorHicksRocks
05-03-2007, 07:55 PM
Yeah... I am not sure I agree with all of it, but he does make his point very eloquently!

The 1st one is the best!!

Sanjayalicious
05-03-2007, 08:09 PM
Robin Williams is awesome :D

Dea
05-03-2007, 08:58 PM
It is not true, he never said it..

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

TaylorHicksRocks
05-03-2007, 09:02 PM
Well he only said the last one Thank Sissy for setting me straight....;)
It's still funny....
Hehehe

Dea
05-03-2007, 09:05 PM
Yes, still funny.......
I'm just a "gotta check it out to see if it is true" person..
My mom would send me e-mails and I was always sending her the snopes
link about the stuff she sent.....

She finally quit forwarding me stuff, lol

TaylorHicksRocks
05-03-2007, 09:08 PM
Yes, still funny.......
I'm just a "gotta check it out to see if it is true" person..
My mom would send me e-mails and I was always sending her the snopes
link about the stuff she sent.....

She finally quit forwarding me stuff, lol

Yeah I don't usually forward this crud.......I thought it was true but it's nice to know that he doesn't really feel that way!

Dea
05-03-2007, 09:09 PM
He might feel that way, who knows, lol

SlighDawg
05-04-2007, 12:36 AM
There are a lot of those attributed to George Carlin too.

Dea
05-04-2007, 12:07 PM
Yeah, and from what I have read George Carlin gets miffed about it..
He says that the things that get attributed to him are lame and not up
to his comedic par, lol

SlighDawg
05-04-2007, 12:17 PM
Yeah, I could see him getting miffed for the lame stuff, but if it's funny... hey what the heck.