Is "Idol" addiction really a disease?

[frank]

While watching Idol on Tuesday night a strange feeling came over me. It was this nagging thought, that as I was watching the contestants perform, I found that I was unable to look away. I needed to get more off key, mediocre songs, injected into my cranium. I wanted to use the remote, but something inside me would not let that happen. So I sat there and waited for just one more "Idol Rush", but it never materialized. So there I sat. I kept allowing my brain to absorb more and more punishment. After I had my fill, I passed out. Upon awakening, my ears bled, my head throbbed, and my stomach was nauseous. I had hit "Idol" rock bottom. I now know that I am an "Idolholoic". I will be checking myself into Rehab very soon. After that, I have to find the a good twelve step program to join. I will have to get used to saying out loud...Hi, my name is Frank, and I'm a "Idolholoic". HELLO FRANK!!!!!!! :repuke:

[frank]

Too many words? Is it true that our attention spans have dwindled to allowing readers to only comprehend eight word, single sentences?

[froggiegurl]

Too many words? Is it true that our attention spans have dwindled to allowing readers to only comprehend eight word, single sentences?
yeah. i have a really short attention span. anything over a paragraph or two is too much for my small brain.

[barbie_09]

:lsvader: i have to agree with both of you....American Idol is and addiction... whehter we want to believe it or not...... AI is the worlds hottest show for me .....AGREED????????????????!?! :D

:lsvader: ITS A REAL FIGHT TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL!