AbsentElement
03-28-2006, 04:10 PM
Alright, no one get offended here, just cappin' on the judges more than anything else. :D Seem like we hear the same comments over and over every week? You can take these to Vegas. Okay don't really, but here you go...
MANDISA:
Randy Jackson - "A'ight, so check it out. It seemed like you had a little trouble in the beginning, but you worked it out. I was entertained."
Paula Abdul - "Mandisa, every week, you are a breath of fresh air. You are truly amazing."
Simon Cowell - "Mandisa, you're very consistent. And you're consistently very good. Another great performance."
KATHARINE:
Randy Jackson - "I gotta give you your props. You got pipes."
Paula Abdul - "Great job. You look absolutely stunning. Very special."
Simon Cowell - "Absolutely brilliant. Very well done."
Ryan Seacrest - "What happened to the double-sided tape?"
TAYLOR:
Randy Jackson - "Nice man, I liked how you worked a little Joe Cocker, Ray Charles into it. Good throwback, and you worked it out."
Paula Abdul - "Taylor, you're very unique, and that's what I love about you. And you look great tonight."
Simon Cowell - "Taylor, not your best performance, but it was certainly an improvement over last week. Good job."
LISA:
Randy Jackson - "A'ight, so check it out man, not your best performance for me, but you did your thing."
Paula Abdul - "Lisa, you are as cute as a button. You have such a beautiful voice. I almost forget that you're only seventeen."
Simon Cowell - "Dreadfully boring. Lisa, you've got to come up with better song selections. You'll have a hard time staying out of the bottom three if you continue to pick songs like that."
CHRIS:
Randy Jackson - "Everyone else is gonna have to bring it tonight. You worked it out dog!"
Paula Abdul - "Chris, you look great tonight. You're going to be a big rock star. And that makes you special. And unique."
Simon Cowell - "Chris, that was amazing. Once again, excellent song selection, excellent delivery."
PARIS:
Randy Jackson - "Check it out. That song is real hard to do. Started off great. By the middle it was just okay for me. But in the end you did your thing and you worked it out."
Paula Abdul - "Paris, you're a beautiful ray of sunshine. You look great tonight."
Simon Cowell - "Paris, it was a good song selection but not so good delivery. Like eating day-old Krispy Kremes."
KELLIE:
Randy Jackson - "Wow, I liked it. The whole Shania Twain thing works great for you."
Paula Abdul - "You're very cute. I think America loves you because you're special and unique."
Simon Cowell - "Kellie, very good. Loved it. Glad to see you fired whoever did you ghastly makeup." (Kellie: "What's a ghastly!?!?")
ACE:
Randy Jackson - "What's up dog? Um, a little pitchy on the falsetto. But you did your thing. You know, it was just a'ight for me."
Paula Abdul - "Ace, you seem to have a way to connect with your audience. You look great tonight."
Simon Cowell - "Ace, you might have just performed worse than Lisa tonight. It was appalling. You're gonna have to do better than that."
ELLIOT:
Randy Jackson - "Dogpound, we gotta hot one tonight!"
Paula Abdul - "Elliot, you look great tonight. Your, eh, voice, just melts my heart."
Simon Cowell - "Elliot, fantastic. You're a very real contender to win this competition. The best male vocalist, ever... on earth."
BUCKY:
Randy Jackson - "What's up Bucky? So here's the deal. Not the best vocals we've heard from you. Started off a little rough, but yo, you did your thing and you worked it out!"
Paula Abdul - "Bucky, you're very special and unique. And you look great tonight."
Simon Cowell - "You seemed to improve over last week, but I'm not sure it's good enough to keep you out of the bottom three this week."
MANDISA:
Randy Jackson - "A'ight, so check it out. It seemed like you had a little trouble in the beginning, but you worked it out. I was entertained."
Paula Abdul - "Mandisa, every week, you are a breath of fresh air. You are truly amazing."
Simon Cowell - "Mandisa, you're very consistent. And you're consistently very good. Another great performance."
KATHARINE:
Randy Jackson - "I gotta give you your props. You got pipes."
Paula Abdul - "Great job. You look absolutely stunning. Very special."
Simon Cowell - "Absolutely brilliant. Very well done."
Ryan Seacrest - "What happened to the double-sided tape?"
TAYLOR:
Randy Jackson - "Nice man, I liked how you worked a little Joe Cocker, Ray Charles into it. Good throwback, and you worked it out."
Paula Abdul - "Taylor, you're very unique, and that's what I love about you. And you look great tonight."
Simon Cowell - "Taylor, not your best performance, but it was certainly an improvement over last week. Good job."
LISA:
Randy Jackson - "A'ight, so check it out man, not your best performance for me, but you did your thing."
Paula Abdul - "Lisa, you are as cute as a button. You have such a beautiful voice. I almost forget that you're only seventeen."
Simon Cowell - "Dreadfully boring. Lisa, you've got to come up with better song selections. You'll have a hard time staying out of the bottom three if you continue to pick songs like that."
CHRIS:
Randy Jackson - "Everyone else is gonna have to bring it tonight. You worked it out dog!"
Paula Abdul - "Chris, you look great tonight. You're going to be a big rock star. And that makes you special. And unique."
Simon Cowell - "Chris, that was amazing. Once again, excellent song selection, excellent delivery."
PARIS:
Randy Jackson - "Check it out. That song is real hard to do. Started off great. By the middle it was just okay for me. But in the end you did your thing and you worked it out."
Paula Abdul - "Paris, you're a beautiful ray of sunshine. You look great tonight."
Simon Cowell - "Paris, it was a good song selection but not so good delivery. Like eating day-old Krispy Kremes."
KELLIE:
Randy Jackson - "Wow, I liked it. The whole Shania Twain thing works great for you."
Paula Abdul - "You're very cute. I think America loves you because you're special and unique."
Simon Cowell - "Kellie, very good. Loved it. Glad to see you fired whoever did you ghastly makeup." (Kellie: "What's a ghastly!?!?")
ACE:
Randy Jackson - "What's up dog? Um, a little pitchy on the falsetto. But you did your thing. You know, it was just a'ight for me."
Paula Abdul - "Ace, you seem to have a way to connect with your audience. You look great tonight."
Simon Cowell - "Ace, you might have just performed worse than Lisa tonight. It was appalling. You're gonna have to do better than that."
ELLIOT:
Randy Jackson - "Dogpound, we gotta hot one tonight!"
Paula Abdul - "Elliot, you look great tonight. Your, eh, voice, just melts my heart."
Simon Cowell - "Elliot, fantastic. You're a very real contender to win this competition. The best male vocalist, ever... on earth."
BUCKY:
Randy Jackson - "What's up Bucky? So here's the deal. Not the best vocals we've heard from you. Started off a little rough, but yo, you did your thing and you worked it out!"
Paula Abdul - "Bucky, you're very special and unique. And you look great tonight."
Simon Cowell - "You seemed to improve over last week, but I'm not sure it's good enough to keep you out of the bottom three this week."