You might be a right wing republican if

[SlighDawg]

Apologies if this has been posted before. Thanks AllHatNoCattle.net

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# You think that the best way to protect people from illegal drugs is to put them in prison.
# You think "compassionate conservatism" is when you feel sorry for the homeless guy sleeping in the gutter as you step over him on your way to a $1000 a plate fundraiser for Tom Delay.
# You are opposed to increasing the minimum wage and in favor of repealing taxes on inherited wealth.
# You are opposed to Affirmative Action in college admissions and attended a private university as a "legacy."
# You really believe that cutting taxes increases government revenues.
# You believe in "Liberty and Justice for All" (rich, white, straight men)
# You rant and rave about Liberals but have never actually met any.
# You actually think that Fox News does not "spin."
# You are rotating so fast that you think Fox News is standing still and the rest of the world is spinning.
# You dodged the draft during Viet Nam (with Daddy's help) and now you question the courage and patriotism of men who came back with medals (and scars) and understand wars are bad.
# You think that a president lying about getting a blowjob is far more serious than a president lying about the reasons for starting a war.
# You think it is treasonous for a newspaper to report that the government is lying, using torture, invading someone's privacy or breaking the law but think it's okay for them to expose the identity of a covert CIA agent for partisan purposes.

[TaylorHicksRocks]

This things remind me of someone.......;) I know for sure that I am a Liberal and proud of it!:D

[Dea]

This things remind me of someone.......;) I know for sure that I am a Liberal and proud of it!:D

LOL............

[RushDog]

You might be a liberal if …

You think that if someone is getting richer, someone, somewhere, must be getting poorer.

You think that protestors outside nuclear power plants are dedicated activists, but protestors outside abortion clinics are dangerous zealots interfering with a legal activity.

You believe that more federal regulations will make your life better.

You believe that even though the top 20 percent of taxpayers pay 80 percent of income taxes, that the rich are not paying their “fair share.”

You think that Rush Limbaugh’s listeners are mindless “dittoheads,” but you have never doubted anything that you heard from Michael Moore.

You believe in global warming today just as firmly as you believed in global cooling back in the 1970s.

You believe that the network news is a better indicator of what “real” news is than talk radio, Internet news sites, and blogs.

You believe that there was never, ever a problem with biased news coverage until Fox News went on the air.

You believe that Mikhail Gorbachev deserves more credit for losing the Cold War than Ronald Reagan deserves for winning it.

Your parents gave you an acre of preserved rain forest for your first birthday.

You cannot name a single NASCAR driver.

You mentally subtract 100 points from someone’s IQ if the person speaks with a Southern accent.

You think that Dan Rather got a raw deal.

You panic if you discover that you’re out of chick peas.

You think that the phrase “separation of church and state” is in the Constitution.

You pride yourself on your global awareness, global sensitivity and global outlook, but can’t name your state legislator or school board representative.

You are dedicated to helping the poor, the downtrodden and the less fortunate, but you have never given blood.

You have not seen "The Passion of the Christ," and you don’t know anyone who has seen it.

You believe that a woman should make it on her own, without depending on her husband (except for Hillary Clinton).

You believe that professional, working women should never be judged on their appearance (except for Katherine Harris).

You believe that rich people should not be allowed to contribute so much money to candidates for office (except for George Soros).

You believe that government should make a special effort to hire members of traditionally oppressed groups, such as African-Americans (except for Clarence Thomas, Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice).

You feel a deep sense of common cause with oppressed groups, such as Hispanic immigrants (except for Cuban Americans fleeing Castro).

You believe that a mother’s wishes for her child, especially a mother’s last, dying wish for her child, should outweigh the wishes of a father who had long before deserted his family (unless the child is named Elian Gonzalez).

You think people in south Florida, who can’t figure out how to work a butterfly ballot, ought to have the final say in choosing the president of the United States.

You have no problem with Hollywood movie stars flying around in private jets to give speeches on the evils of SUVs.

You think that raising taxes will reduce the budget deficit.

You deplore prejudice and bigotry in all its forms, but think that everyone in the “red states” is an idiot.

You are more concerned, more often, with the rights of convicted felons than you are with the rights of small business owners.

You uphold a woman’s right to choose, unless a woman chooses adoption, chooses to be a stay-at-home mom, chooses to homeschool, or chooses to start a business.

You are more concerned with Vice President Cheney’s links to Halliburton than with Saddam Hussein’s links to international terrorism.

You have used the phrase, “in Europe, the government pays for health care and vacation,” without irony.

You are worried about how the French view Americans.

You believe that nativity scenes should be banned from public view, but that anyone objecting to pornography “only has to look the other way.”

And finally, you are almost certainly a liberal if you refuse to admit that you’re a liberal, and accuse anyone of calling you a liberal of McCarthyism.

[SlighDawg]

Well I'm certainly no liberal. I can name at least 20 NASCAR drivers.

[X1TX]

I can't name any NAPCAR drivers, but I'm definitely no liberal......

I can name a lot of MotoGP riders though.......

[SlighDawg]

I think he was stretching a bit there on some of those. ;)

[TaylorHicksRocks]

IO would say a lot of those I think that is just another form of bigotry...

[X1TX]

Not bigotry, just some humor. We all need to lighten up and laugh (even at ourselves) a bit more.

[TaylorHicksRocks]

I hope that was supposed to be humorous....I would not like to think that Rush actually believes those things...

[RushDog]

I hope that was supposed to be humorous....I would not like to think that Rush actually believes those things...


You never know. But, then again, like you told me once, I'm just a "country hick." LOL

[SlighDawg]

You never know. But, then again, like you told me once, I'm just a "country hick." LOL

Is that like being a cracker?

[RushDog]

Is that like being a cracker?

"...and the neighbors said we lived like hicks, but they brung their cars for pa to fix anyhow."

[TaylorHicksRocks]

You never know. But, then again, like you told me once, I'm just a "country hick." LOL

I'm a Country Chick....Now but I grew up in San Antonio......with you Rush one assumes anything..:p

[RushDog]

"There were thirteen kids and a bunch of dogs, A house full of chickens and a yard full of hogs...Coal-burnin' stove, no natural gas. If that ain't country I'll kiss your ass"

[TaylorHicksRocks]

"There were thirteen kids and a bunch of dogs, A house full of chickens and a yard full of hogs...Coal-burnin' stove, no natural gas. If that ain't country I'll kiss your ass"

That's Country but that's not me....:p

[SlighDawg]

"There were thirteen kids and a bunch of dogs, A house full of chickens and a yard full of hogs...Coal-burnin' stove, no natural gas. If that ain't country I'll kiss your ass"

:moon: :moon: That's country all raht.