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frank
01-10-2007, 12:14 PM
he never judges my love of pastel colors

he allows me control of the TV remote

he keeps his body clean , with regular body waxings

he doesnt force me to watch reruns of Oprah

he lets me drink miller beer products

he's my biggest "Supporter", athletically speaking that is....

he loves spooning

TBC

frank
01-10-2007, 12:35 PM
he remembers by birthday

he leaves the toilet seat up

he cleans his tools

he takes me hunting

he can out drink me

TaylorHicksRocks
01-10-2007, 12:55 PM
You make the perfect couple Frankie!!!!:p

frank
01-10-2007, 01:17 PM
he never has a 5 o'clock shadow

did i mention he leaves the toilet seat up?

he always asks for directions

he obeys all traffic laws

TaylorHicksRocks
01-10-2007, 01:22 PM
he never has a 5 o'clock shadow

did i mention he leaves the toilet seat up?

he always asks for directions

he obeys all traffic laws


I am dumbfounded.....he always asks for directions? Wow well y'all should come and visit me...if he's asking for directions then you should find your way just fine!:p

lizzyj
01-10-2007, 02:27 PM
Because he's rushdaddy,

It's as simple as that.

frank
01-10-2007, 02:51 PM
Because he's rushdaddy,

It's as simple as that.
Back OFF! Honey! He's Mine!!!!!!!!!!

TaylorHicksRocks
01-10-2007, 02:59 PM
Roflmao!!!!!!!!!

frank
01-10-2007, 03:28 PM
the way he cuts his steak

how he fills his blue jeans

the special way his gold teeth glisten in the sunlight

how he holds my hair when i vomit

TaylorHicksRocks
01-10-2007, 04:19 PM
the way he cuts his steak

how he fills his blue jeans

the special way his gold teeth glisten in the sunlight

how he holds my hair when i vomit


This is really getting into the a different type of relationship! I am very happy for the two of you! Ijust wonder when Rush is going to come out of the closet!:p

frank
01-10-2007, 04:20 PM
This is really getting into the a different type of relationship! I am very happy for the two of you! Ijust wonder when Rush is going to come out of the closet!:pJust as soon as I unlock the door

TaylorHicksRocks
01-10-2007, 04:38 PM
Just as soon as I unlock the door

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

RushDog
01-10-2007, 07:43 PM
how he fills his blue jeans


Yeah, Frank loves it when I wear my Wranglers. He says it gives me that "Brokeback Mountain" look.

RushDog
01-10-2007, 07:45 PM
This is really getting into the a different type of relationship! I am very happy for the two of you! Ijust wonder when Rush is going to come out of the closet!:p

That's the main reason I got out of the military. Because it was just so hard to wear green everyday, and still feel good about yourself!

TaylorHicksRocks
01-10-2007, 07:49 PM
Yeah, Frank loves it when I wear my Wranglers. He says it gives me that "Brokeback Mountain" look.

Lizzy come and save your Rush daddy!!!!!!!

RushDog
01-10-2007, 07:52 PM
Just as soon as I unlock the door

Frank, can you untie me now? I'm getting hungry.

TaylorHicksRocks
01-10-2007, 07:59 PM
Frank, can you untie me now? I'm getting hungry.

Frankie let him out.......he's ready!!!!!

RushDog
01-10-2007, 08:13 PM
he keeps his body clean , with regular body waxings



Yes, I must maintain my "Twinkie boy" look. It can be very challenging because if I let things get out of hand, I would need a bush hog to get through the hair on my body.

RushDog
01-10-2007, 08:21 PM
Reasons I love Frank

He takes me "shirtless" dancing every week at the Bottoms Up club.

He lets me listen to all the Coldplay, Five For Fighting, Erasure, and George Michael that I want to.

He keeps a steady supply of lotions, and oils.

He loves my collection of rainbow t-shirts and bumperstickers.

He lets me put up as many Lance Bass and Ryan Seacrest posters as I feel is necessary.

His Rob Halford leather outfits, including chaps.

He tapes all my Will and Grace reruns.

He's very clean, and keeps the house very tidy and neat.

TaylorHicksRocks
01-10-2007, 08:24 PM
Reasons I love Frank

He takes me "shirtless" dancing every week at the Bottoms Up club.

He lets me listen to all the Coldplay, Five For Fighting, Erasure, and George Michael that I want to.

He keeps a steady supply of lotions, and oils.

He loves my collection of rainbow t-shirts and bumperstickers.

He lets me put up as many Lance Bass and Ryan Seacrest posters as I feel is necessary.

His Rob Halford leather outfits, including chaps.

He tapes all my Will and Grace reruns.

He's very clean, and keeps the house very tidy and neat.

Oh My my.......You go both ways you must tell Lizzy!!!!

lizzyj
01-10-2007, 08:29 PM
If you love someone, you love the good and bad................teetee

TaylorHicksRocks
01-10-2007, 08:35 PM
If you love someone, you love the good and bad................teetee


I am just thinking about diseases......because I love you Sis!!!!!;)

RushDog
01-11-2007, 06:23 AM
I am just thinking about diseases......because I love you Sis!!!!!;)

ROFLMAO! :yelrotflm Kim, I'm not gay, or bi, or on the downlow, or whatever, and I don't have any diseases. The whole thing was a joke. I am totally straight. I love women! And if I was gay, do you really think I would be attracted to Frank?

TaylorHicksRocks
01-11-2007, 08:21 AM
ROFLMAO! :yelrotflm Kim, I'm not gay, or bi, or on the downlow, or whatever, and I don't have any diseases. The whole thing was a joke. I am totally straight. I love women! And if I was gay, do you really think I would be attracted to Frank?

I know Rush I was just playing along!!!!!!!;) Besides you reside in good ol' Texas and Frankie is up here in Wisconsin with Me........:p

Kat4Ever
01-11-2007, 11:36 AM
And if I was gay, do you really think I would be attracted to Frank?

Wow, it doesn't matter what you say.... you just can't find a nice way to say it.

So now not only do you belittle women... but you basically call Frank undesirable.

Nice.

What a great friend you really must be.

Of course you've alreay admitted that you're a jerk and put down your friends.. 'cause that's how you roll.

lizzyj
01-11-2007, 11:56 AM
And if I was gay, do you really think I would be attracted to Frank?

Wow, it doesn't matter what you say.... you just can't find a nice way to say it.

So now not only do you belittle women... but you basically call Frank undesirable.

Nice.

What a great friend you really must be.

Of course you've alreay admitted that you're a jerk and put down your friends.. 'cause that's how you roll.



Why are you so mean? Was someone talking to you in this thread? or did you just decide to "push buttons again?"

this is ridiculous

Kat4Ever
01-11-2007, 12:05 PM
Mean?

Mean?

So... Lizzy... Rush can belittle women... call them stupid... say things like there is no intelligent conversation on here when it comes to women... threaten your 'friend'... continually make stupid comments like he has...

basically say that Frank is undesirable (as if I care, but it follows a pattern)....

and yet you have the gall to say I'm mean.

Get over it.

You've done nothing except attack me on here and do everything you can to try and get between me and Sadie and honestly I'm sick of it.

You have no idea how sick of it I am.

well darlin' (oh and ask Sadie if I actually use that word or if it's demeaning as you put it before)... the fact is ALL you've done is support EVERYTHING that Rush has said on here no matter how mean it's been... or who he's been mean to... or who he's 'threatened'... including alleged 'friends' of his.

none of that seems to matter to you based on your actions... and trust me when I tell you that I'm privy to most of them.

Oh.. also it's funny that if I say something to him.. I'm interferring.. or you have the gall to ask me 'was someone talking to you'... but look at the NUMBER of times that he's interferred in other threads that had nothing to do with him...

and not ONCE have you ever said the same thing to him.

Take a good long look in the mirror there Lizzy.. a long look.. and ask yourself why those things might be.

lizzyj
01-11-2007, 12:09 PM
I only have 2 things to say to you....

1. I always take up for the victum

2. If I wanted to come between you and Sadie, I could, so obviouly I haven't.