AI Six -- The Judges

[lizz]

I really am looking forward to next season's circus panel of
judges..
Paula--going off the deep edge--drool, ooo, a boy, ooo, drool--
Randy- bow-wow, you go dog--kissy, kissy Paula
Simon--uh, can I get a word in edge-wise, pleeeezzzzzz ?!

Loved her in the beginning, she actually made sense (paula)...
she just has gotten pathetic, and way too mouthy with Simon
(prob. cause he denied her).
how about putting Mandesa in her place? she seems sensible.

Randy just sets the pace for Paula..he's totally unfair.
Let's put Stevie Wonder in his place..now that would be
a fair trade..someone that judges on real voice..

I hope Simon decks em' both next year when he tries to
comment and they butt in and cut him off.....grow a pair, Simon,
really...they won't mess with you then. ( i know he ain't reading
this, but just in case ).....LOL

Who would you put up there to sit on the judges panel ??
(maybe Adam Sandler, Queen Latifah ?? )

:biggrinje

[aztecgoods]

You really should do real musician judges, not lucky losers like Paula who couldn't sing or write if she had a gun to her head. I am going to have to force myself to watch this time simply because if I have to hear Randy constantly go "yo dawg yo dawg" I honestly think I may consider financing an assassination. That seriously gets on my nerves. If it occurred once every other episode or 3, that would be one thing, but every single freakin contestant, somebody please shoot him.

[X1TX]

Next season the judges will:

Paula: She'll come out with her own line of "Designer Vodkas" and high-end bottles for hiding it in your outfit so one can sneak a 'snort' wherever they go. :beerchug:

Randy: Will show up wearing a ball cap backward, a dog collar, and shorts with the crotch around his knees. :smilies3:

Simon: Will finally jump up and grab Ryan after one of his wise guy comments, grab him by the hair, and bash his face into the stage repeatedly. The crowd will go wild. :2gunsfiri

[Kat4Ever]

I seriously think something was wrong with Paula last year.

She looked like either she was on medication all year long.. or needed to be.

But they should have had an intervention or something.

I can live with Randy... sometimes you need an opposite of the 'bad guy'.. and honestly he can be honest at times. So he sort of plays the middle guy.

Simon is obviously the best and generally spot on with his assessments.

He was right about Taylor. He couldn't sing and shouldn't have made the show. He only won based on performances and obviously not on talent. And he was obviously right about Clay who came, lost, made a record and disappeared. The same will happen with Taylor.

But Paula needs to be replaced. Even if you want a 'good guy' on the panel... you need someone that's not slobbering all over him/herself.. and drooling all over the guys while just being a B#$%@ to half the women.

[aztecgoods]

I think I'm safe in saying this, that Paula is actually drunk or on downers, theres no doubt about it its either one or the other. Being around party-ers alot its not hard for me to spot a drunk or addict of some kind when I see it. The producers probably just think its cute so they don't force her to get sober, adds to the entertainment value they think.

[RushDog]

I still think they should replace Simon with Johnny Rotten. Replace Paula with Joan Jett, and replace Randy with George Clinton.

[aztecgoods]

I think you would have to keep Simon, he is really the star of the show, as for the others, definitely wouldn't hurt my feelings if they were replaced, they should have more judges all the time, I liked it when they had Gene Simmons from Kiss and a few others that was pretty cool, they should have a guest judge about every week or so.

[CarrieUnderwood04]

They should bring the guest judges back and have some former idol contestants judge for a few shows Chris Daughtery, Nadia Turner, and Kellie pickler would be some cool choices or have Ronetta Judge a show that would be funny she should replace paula for a show and that would probably make simon mad :argue: and cause some trouble :flamethro

[aztecgoods]

Next season the judges will:

Paula: She'll come out with her own line of "Designer Vodkas" and high-end bottles for hiding it in your outfit so one can sneak a 'snort' wherever they go. :beerchug:

Randy: Will show up wearing a ball cap backward, a dog collar, and shorts with the crotch around his knees. :smilies3:

Simon: Will finally jump up and grab Ryan after one of his wise guy comments, grab him by the hair, and bash his face into the stage repeatedly. The crowd will go wild. :2gunsfiri

That would be funny, talk about a lucky punk, Ryan Seacrest. He and Jeff Probst have the luckiest, easiest jobs in the entire universe.
I actually like Jeff ok, he does his job but Ryan is a punk. Can you imagine, get paid a million a year, all you have to do is show up at the shoots and go, "wow Simon that was harsh." Or "come on in guys, survivors ready?! Ahh Suzy Q your going to have to step it up." Not to mention getting to camp on a different exotic beach each season for a month with all the creature comforts of home. (Jeff Probst or however you spell his name.)

[aztecgoods]

They should bring the guest judges back and have some former idol contestants judge for a few shows Chris Daughtery, Nadia Turner, and Kellie pickler would be some cool choices or have Ronetta Judge a show that would be funny she should replace paula for a show and that would probably make simon mad :argue: and cause some trouble :flamethro

CarrieUnderwood4 when are you going to post a pic? And do you look anything like Carrie Underwood #1? I am assuming you are a girl, if not, disregard this post please.

[lizz]

They should bring the guest judges back and have some former idol contestants judge for a few shows Chris Daughtery, Nadia Turner, and Kellie pickler would be some cool choices or have Ronetta Judge a show that would be funny she should replace paula for a show and that would probably make simon mad :argue: and cause some trouble :flamethro

Excellent idea...I love it...yes, former contestants would make absolutely great judges !! Bo, Constantine, Carrie, Mandisa... and even red-headed
John for diversity...but it would truly get an audience. Wish the show
producers would read this stuff from us, the "real" people, their viewing
audience....Cause that is a fantastic suggestion. ;)

[McFeverish.....]

Great idea.

That'd be cool. LOL. It could be awesome if they could get Kelly, and Carrie on some nights. Like Kelly on Rock night, and Carrie on Country night.

[SlighDawg]

I just decided to bump a random topic. Discuss amongst yourselves.....