Dear Chris

[ilovechris]

Dear Chris,

I don't understand why you've left me. Is it because I am fat, ugly, and somewhat a skank? Is it because I got pregnant in junior high and high school and have two children? Is it because I'm not sure who their fathers are, either Stan, Bill, Danny Ray, Chuck, Larry, that guy at Wal-Mart, the other guy at the car wash.....I just can't believe you have left me for the most desirable, beautiful, intelligent woman on Earth! I mean sure she's everything you have ever wanted and will be amazing in bed, but we've shared so many great years in my trailer! Please come back to me Chris! Leave Lindsay and come back home!

Love always,
Your ugly wife

[FalseIdol]

Let me guess, you're Lindsay.

[ilovechris]

good guess

[frank]

Dear Chris,

I am fat, ugly, and somewhat a skank.

I got pregnant in junior high and high school ....

I just can't believe you have left me for the most desirable, beautiful, intelligent woman on Earth!

She's everything you have ever wanted and amazing in bed

Leave Lindsay and come back home!

Love always,
Your ugly wife

This post is wrong on so many levels.It's Creepy, Freudian, and altogether Strange.