New Game:

[Feisty Kitty]

If they don't get a recording career.

What will each contestant become if they fail to get a recording contract?

Be creative!

Kellie will get a part on "Hee Haw". If her acting career goes awry, there will always be a place for her at "Hooters"

Taylor will join the Solid Gold Dancers

Ace has many options open to him, as a model, or he could join a boy band. I also see him as a very popular strip o' gram guy.

Kat can become a lounge singer. So can Elliot. The could wear matching satin jumpsuits and open as a duet in Vegas..............ok Reno. Unless, of course, they are able to procure that much desired white tiger that Siegfreid and Roy were selling.......

Paris can cut her hair and join the cast of "The New Different Strokes."

Ayla is going to be a senator. Or a senator's wife.

Brenna is going to headline a drag show, and no one will ever know or care that she is really a woman.

Kevin will star in "Chicken Little, the Play", or grow out his hair and try for the starring role in "Annie"

Becky and her sister will become Playboy staples

Melissa will do porn, and love it. Heather will get tricked into doing porn (I think she is on one of those "Girl's Gone Wild" videos)

Mandisa will model a line of clothing for Lane Bryant, and pump out gospel album after gospel album

Lisa Tucker will become the next great Broadway star

Stevie will marry a rich older man

Kinnik will do lip gloss ads by day, and be a Sade impersonator by night

Bucky will become a speech therapist, specializing in diction

David will become a Sinatra Impersonator, and will be gunned down in a nightclub by the mob

Will makes his comback in "The Newer New Brady Bunch"

Gedeon will become a crazy, misunderstood artist that paints with "alternative substances" and scares the neighborhood children

Patrick will become the world's most boring stand up comedian

Sway will become a gameshow host

Bobby will never be seen or heard from again

I know, I know, I am going to Hell, but I am feeling impish today!

Your Thoughts?

[FalseIdol]

Too much work Kitty. Can't we just meet somewhere and have sex instead?* :D

*Provided you are at least 18 and don't have a big boyfriend named Bubba.

[Feisty Kitty]

Oh False, can't you get your mind off your ween long enough to play a real game? Besides, I only have all the sex with SOS.

And how dare you disappoint all of your idolme disciples: "He's so infuriating, I hate him, he's mean to me, now I want to have sex with him, he's so smart, he's such a jerk, I am so confused......."

Oh, and did I mention that I am 17................................................ .........
PLUS 13! Tee Hee!

[IdolMe]

Kat can become a lounge singer. So can Elliot. The could wear matching satin jumpsuits and open as a duet in Vegas..............ok Reno. Unless, of course, they are able to procure that much desired white tiger that Siegfreid and Roy were selling.......

Melissa will do porn, and love it. Heather will get tricked into doing porn (I think she is on one of those "Girl's Gone Wild" videos)


Let me know when the above happens.. minus the Elliot thing. :p

[FalseIdol]

Oh False, can't you get your mind off your ween long enough to play a real game? Besides, I only have all the sex with SOS.



Hey, my mind isn't constantly on sex. I mean, there has to be a good 15-20 seconds per day that I find myself wondering why I'm not thinking about sex.

[aztecgoods]

Hey, my mind isn't constantly on sex. I mean, there has to be a good 15-20 seconds per day that I find myself wondering why I'm not thinking about sex.

That just the way God made us, it is totally natural for the male of our species (much like every other except maybe pandas ft.nt.1) to be predatorial, hunt and constantly try and shag the female of the species. Its just hard wired natural animal instinct stuff. We can't help it. Similar to how it is natural for the female of our species to constantly nag, say no, and generally be difficult. ft. nt.2

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1 Pandas only mate once (maybe twice) a year.
2 Except for my girlfriend. I have her trained.

[RushDog]

Ayla will play for the WNBA

Taylor have a variety TV show called the "Taylor Hicks Soul Patrol Hour" He will host and perform and will be in skits. He will have guest appearances of only R&B singers, and some Hip Hop. None of the crappy rock bands of today will be allowed to be on the show. Boy bands need not apply.

Mandisa will have a TV show that focuses on Gospel Music and soul food cooking. Some of todays hottest Gospel groups will perform on the show. She will sing as well.

Kevin will star in "Revenge of The Nerds, Return of Booger".

Ace will play Danny Zuko in a remake of "Grease"

Chris will be the proud owner of a leather bar. He will also play in a Judas Priest cover band.

Kellie will star as Chrissie in a new countrified version of "Three's Company" called "Git 'Er Done" along with Larry The Cable Guy as Jack and Gretchin Wilson as Janet. They will all share a double-wide trailer.

Bucky will star in Dukes of Hazzard 2. He will play Bo's cousin, Coy.

Katherine will work as an escort, catering to older, rich Japanese men

Paris will star in a new version of "Facts of Life", reprising the role of "Tootie"

Lisa will continue her acting career and star in several films including a remake of "Fame"

David will sing at nursing homes, entertaining the elderly. Making their day just a little bit brighter.

Gideon will star in a remake of "The Wiz".

[AbsentElement]

Kat can become a lounge singer. So can Elliot. The could wear matching satin jumpsuits and open as a duet in Vegas..............ok Reno. Unless, of course, they are able to procure that much desired white tiger that Siegfreid and Roy were selling.......



Kat and Elliott are coming to Reno??? SWEET!

Can Katharine wear something a little more trashy than a jumpsuit though?

[aztecgoods]

Ayla will play for the WNBA

Taylor have a variety TV show called the "Taylor Hicks Soul Patrol Hour" He will host and perform and will be in skits. He will have guest appearances of only R&B singers, and some Hip Hop. None of the crappy rock bands of today will be allowed to be on the show. Boy bands need not apply.

Mandisa will have a TV show that focuses on Gospel Music and soul food cooking. Some of todays hottest Gospel groups will perform on the show. She will sing as well.

Kevin will star in "Revenge of The Nerds, Return of Bugger".

Ace will play Danny Zuko in a remake of "Grease"

Chris will be the proud owner of a leather bar. He will also play in a Judas Priest cover band.

Kellie will star as Chrissie in a new countrified version of "Three's Company" called "Git 'Er Done" along with Larry The Cable Guy as Jack and Gretchin Wilson as Janet. They will all share a double-wide trailer.

Bucky will star in Dukes of Hazzard 2. He will play Bo's cousin, Coy.

Katherine will work as an escort, catering to older, rich Japanese men

Paris will star in a new version of "Facts of Life", reprising the role of "Tootie"

Lisa will continue her acting career and star in several films including a remake of "Fame"

David will sing at nursing homes, entertaining the elderly. Making their day just a little bit brighter.

Gideon will star in a remake of "The Wiz".

That's pretty good, but I think Taylor will become a physical therapist and help people that have that twitching disorder, I forget what its called. Oh I better be careful, someone will berate me for making fun of people that have that disorder.

In spite of everything, I still believe looks are important. Anne Smith

[Feisty Kitty]

These are hilarious! Aztec, not all women are frigid and nag. Be nice!

Many physical ailments cause twitching and other palsies. You are right to stay clear of that one.

[aztecgoods]

These are hilarious! Aztec, not all women are frigid and nag. Be nice!

Many physical ailments cause twitching and other palsies. You are right to stay clear of that one.

I know, it was just a joke, in all fairness, I have to say that I haven't heard no in really a long time, so that was strictly for comical purposes.

In spite of everything, I still believe looks are important. Anne Smith

[Feisty Kitty]

Oh UMMMMMMMMMMMM, Rush Dog, it is "Return of BOOGER!" Return of "bugger" would be a VERY different show entirely!

[RushDog]

Oh UMMMMMMMMMMMM, Rush Dog, it is "Return of BOOGER!" Return of "bugger" would be a VERY different show entirely!

Thank you. I wasn't really sure how to spell the word booger. I learn something new everyday.

[Feisty Kitty]

HAHA, it is just funny. HAHAHA, If it was buggering, poor Kevin's bum would hurt!

[MusicLover]

Hey, my mind isn't constantly on sex. I mean, there has to be a good 15-20 seconds per day that I find myself wondering why I'm not thinking about sex.

Could be that the ED is catching up to ya.... :D

[MusicLover]

Ayla will play for the WNBA

Taylor have a variety TV show called the "Taylor Hicks Soul Patrol Hour" He will host and perform and will be in skits. He will have guest appearances of only R&B singers, and some Hip Hop. None of the crappy rock bands of today will be allowed to be on the show. Boy bands need not apply.

Mandisa will have a TV show that focuses on Gospel Music and soul food cooking. Some of todays hottest Gospel groups will perform on the show. She will sing as well.

Kevin will star in "Revenge of The Nerds, Return of Booger".

Ace will play Danny Zuko in a remake of "Grease"

Chris will be the proud owner of a leather bar. He will also play in a Judas Priest cover band.

Kellie will star as Chrissie in a new countrified version of "Three's Company" called "Git 'Er Done" along with Larry The Cable Guy as Jack and Gretchin Wilson as Janet. They will all share a double-wide trailer.

Bucky will star in Dukes of Hazzard 2. He will play Bo's cousin, Coy.

Katherine will work as an escort, catering to older, rich Japanese men

Paris will star in a new version of "Facts of Life", reprising the role of "Tootie"

Lisa will continue her acting career and star in several films including a remake of "Fame"

David will sing at nursing homes, entertaining the elderly. Making their day just a little bit brighter.

Gideon will star in a remake of "The Wiz".

Right on, man! I KNEW I liked you for a reason!!! :bravo:

[MusicLover]

HAHA, it is just funny. HAHAHA, If it was buggering, poor Kevin's bum would hurt!

Maybe he's used to it by now... He was one of Ace's friends, right? (DUCK AND COVER):D

[Feisty Kitty]

Music, that was AWESOME!!! Poor Ace! Or, should I say, poor Kevin! HAHA

[MusicLover]

Music, that was AWESOME!!! Poor Ace! Or, should I say, poor Kevin! HAHA

Thank you! I knew these Vicodin would do SOME good....