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Son of Simon
04-27-2006, 09:21 AM
Hello Idol faithful,

How is the competition shaping up without America's favorite dumb blonde? Who is surging? Who is waning? Will it be enough to topple the frontrunners?

All of these questions answered...but NOT in this thread! Let's have a look:

Taylor: Taylor is the only person who can boast never being in the bottom three, and should be the target of votefortheworst.com. Despite his die-hard fanbase and stand-out identity, Taylor now finds himself in a competition where he is the least talented vocally. Three of his last four performances were a "gut check" with his fans- he bombed badly during Country, Queen, and Love Songs week, yet had a brilliant performance during America's songs week. Maybe it was the shifting of votes between the clear bottom contenders- Ace, Paris, and Kellie that kept him out of trouble, but if he had a wavering fanbase he would have at least hit the bottom three once, as Chris has. My personal opinion is that we've already seen the best Taylor has had to offer, and his latest performances have been pretty bad overall. That said- I feel that the combination of his cult-status fans and votefortheworst.com. will keep "Ray Charles in Jay Leno's body" afloat for some time. Verdict: Gaining votes, but for the wrong reasons.

Chris: I'm almost afraid to talk about my chosen frontrunner Chris. Any bad comments from me and "Fuel Reborn" will continue to get extra lighting, onstage instrumentals, extra help from the background singers, and possibly a hitman in the form of a disgruntled middle-aged housewife to come and run me over with her soccer-friendly minivan. That said- I struggle to not let those factors take away from the fact that Chris has been branching out, but only in the most minimal of ways. Are the producers in the Chris camp so afraid to let him branch out that they are doing things to "distract" us from him? Chris has got the goods, that's for sure, and while he's had some good performances lately, I always seem to take them with mixed reaction, due to my own percieved "favoritism" that is shown our Idol Alpha Male. I still believe he's going to win, but I doubt we'll see much more experimentation from him. Verdict: Still the frontrunner, yet fighting smoke, mirrors, and a little extra lighting to prove he can develop.

Katharine: Here's our challenge-seeker, although she's prone to biting off more than she can chew. With Pickler gone, Katharine stands to make a fortune in the voting from the "sex appeal" crowd and any little girl whose mother hasn't convinced her that Kat is arrogant. Katharine's gathering a decent fanbase, who staunchly ignored the lament of the judges this week and felt she gave a solid performance. She lacks the Pickler-Paris charms, and comes off on stage more like a Ferrari to Paris' Mini-Cooper. While the Cooper is cute and fun and identifiable, the Ferrari is sexy, stylish yet unattainable. America has comes to grips with the fact that Kat isn't your neighbor's sweet daughter that comes to picnics with rhubarb pies and sings, she's more like that girl you chased in high school and never worked up the nerve to ask out on a date. In the end- this will either propel her to the AI title, or kill her off in two weeks. Verdict: Gaining Pickler votes and turning men on all over the country, but remember that Basic Instinct 2 was a flop.

Paris: If you want to sum up the last 4 weeks for Paris it would be- consistency. This author's biggest gripes with Paris earlier in the competition were consistency and song choice, and while I still question most of her song choices, I take no issue with how consistently well she's handled all of the material she's performed. At this stage in the competition Paris stands alone- she's getting the job done on stage and has shown a tremendous amount of poise. Compare that with the offstage crying (which this author feels is way over the top) and I don't have a lot to complain about, and I definitely feel she's earned her place in the top 5. That said, it would appear that the shift in voting has swung against her favor- as post Pickler- Kat becomes our resident eye-candy. Combine this with Taylor and Chris' cult-worshippers and the surging Elliot, and this could spell disaster for Paris.Verdict: Despite consistently high quality performances, she's losing the battle for demographics.

Elliot: Elliot has kept my interest in the show. Sure the kid could use some serious work onstage. Sure he could stand to be more prominent in the "fluff" segments of the show. But the fact of the matter is- this kid is on fire. Lookoing back at the top 12 I would have said Elliot peaks at #10, and he's gone twice as far as I've expected. Plus his vocal ability is finally getting the attention it deserves- while other contestants have either idled or struggled in past weeks, Elliot has upped the ante. He has shown the most significant development of any contestant- he's turn the corner and run wild now. America is starting to read the headlines, and it reads, "This Amish-looking kid can sing, seriously!" Elliot is breaking out and making this a real competition. Give him half of Chris' charm and sex-appeal and this kid would win AI5 hands down. Sadly, it is not to be. Verdict: Cinderella story that strikes midnight soon, but should end in big, wonderful opportunities.

That's a look at our 5. Thanks for reading! :)

AbsentElement
04-27-2006, 10:44 AM
Great post SoS. Here, I'll give you some Rep IOU's. :)

Feisty Kitty
04-27-2006, 01:09 PM
SOS,

Well, I have to give it to you that you have called it from the beginning, although I have fought you on it a bit! (I'll finally come clean. I am the girlfriend my darling SOS is always talking about. Isn't he the greatest!!! However, I digress..........) Yes, Chris will probably win the whole thing, which is vexing to no end, not because you were right, but because Kat and Elliot have so much more talent!

HOWEVER, I do not think Elliot will be gone as soon as you think! He has grown so much over the last few weeks, while others who had been more prominent previously (Paris, Taylor) are now nearing the end of their stay on AI. Care to place a small wager on the final three, darling?

As far as Kellie is concerned, at first I thought, "good riddance to bad rubbish (in the singing dept) yet now I feel a sadness as I no longer have my soft headed little blonde to verbally kick around!

Yet, I will always have Paris..............at least until next week (if there is any justice in the universe!)

Son of Simon
04-27-2006, 01:43 PM
HOWEVER, I do not think Elliot will be gone as soon as you think! He has grown so much over the last few weeks, while others who had been more prominent previously (Paris, Taylor) are now nearing the end of their stay on AI. Care to place a small wager on the final three, darling?


Final three IMHO are Chris, Katharine, and Taylor.

Kat may see a bottom two once over the next two weeks, but she'll firm up her position against Taylor.

Elliot and Paris are the next two out. The only way our boy Elliot stays is if he can surpass the Soul Patrol and votefortheworst.com, and I just don't see it happening.

Tell you what darling, you got it in writing here. If it doesn't pan out this way I'll submit to you giving me that facial you've been wanting. How's that for a bet? ;)

Feisty Kitty
04-27-2006, 01:46 PM
Yes, but what happens if I lose?

Dum dum dum............................................... .

AbsentElement
04-27-2006, 01:49 PM
If it doesn't pan out this way I'll submit to you giving me that facial you've been wanting.
uh.........

Feisty Kitty
04-27-2006, 02:54 PM
NO, NOT LIKE THAT AB EL! Come on!

AbsentElement
04-27-2006, 03:10 PM
NO, NOT LIKE THAT AB EL! Come on!
i was just confused on how he would let you give him something you've been wanting... where's your mind? :p

Son of Simon
04-27-2006, 03:18 PM
Babe, if you lose you have to make me waffles with bacon bits in them and chicken. :)

I like waffles.

Feisty Kitty
04-27-2006, 03:19 PM
NEVERMIND! AB El, don't worry about it, and SOS, let's just bet something silly and worthless, like the loser gives the winner a backrub, or buys the winner a Costco dog and a soda ($1.50, baby!)

AbsentElement
04-27-2006, 03:30 PM
Babe, if you lose you have to make me waffles with bacon bits in them and chicken. :)

I like waffles.
Oooh, that sounds pretty good! I never thought of putting bacon bits IN the waffle batter. I'll have to try that out this weekend.... need to think of a bet to make with my wife that I can surely win 'cause lord knows I can't cook!

Feisty Kitty
04-27-2006, 03:33 PM
Deal, SOS.

Ciuma
04-27-2006, 05:30 PM
So Katharine doesn't charm you, huh? She's one of the most charming people I've ever seen. Did you see her waving to someone in the crowd at the beginning of her song the other night? ;)

Anyway, interesting reviews. Elliot and Kat in the finale would be interesting. Or Chris and Kat. At any rate, Kat shall be the last girl standing. Elliot and Chris would also be interesting, but tragic for me.

My opinions are so useless, aren't they? I just don't feel comfortable talking too much about my non-favorite contestants because someone always knows them so much better than I do.

McFeverish.....
04-27-2006, 06:53 PM
^_^

The perfect finale definitely has to be between Kat and Chris.

They just epitomize American Idol.

Even if she didn't win, I wouldn't be angry. I'd feel satisfied in knowing what an awesome finale it would be.

X1TX
04-28-2006, 08:48 AM
I think Elliott is peaking at just about the right time. He's shown great improvement lately while others seemed to have levelled off. Also agree that Taylor has had some sub-par performances of late. Last Tuesday he looked like he was bored to even be there. It does show that if he's restricted to standing still and singing he's so out of his element that he's truly uncomfortable. Kat has struggled a bit, but to her credit she's picked songs with a MUCH higher 'degree of dificulty' than most of the others. Had anyone else attempted "I Have Nothing" it likely would have stunk up the place. Couldn't see anyone but perhaps Paris pulling that one off. Paris is one of the best voices, she just lacks the personality and connection with the audience. I could see Paris going next unless she lets go and dives in.

AbsentElement
04-28-2006, 10:25 AM
I think Elliott is peaking at just about the right time. He's shown great improvement lately while others seemed to have levelled off. Also agree that Taylor has had some sub-par performances of late. Last Tuesday he looked like he was bored to even be there. It does show that if he's restricted to standing still and singing he's so out of his element that he's truly uncomfortable. Kat has struggled a bit, but to her credit she's picked songs with a MUCH higher 'degree of dificulty' than most of the others. Had anyone else attempted "I Have Nothing" it likely would have stunk up the place. Couldn't see anyone but perhaps Paris pulling that one off. Paris is one of the best voices, she just lacks the personality and connection with the audience. I could see Paris going next unless she lets go and dives in.It would probably help her get more votes if she tried some crowd-surfing.

RushDog
04-28-2006, 10:34 AM
To be honest with you, I don't think Paris really cares whether she gets voted off or not, so I don't think she's going to go out of her way to make people like her. If you look at her demeanor the last couple of times she was in the bottom 3, she didn't look upset. In fact, she looked pretty happy. When Simon told her that he didn't like her performance, she looked like, "Oh well, so?" She knows she doesn't need this and she'll will have a fine career after it's over.

AbsentElement
04-28-2006, 11:36 AM
To be honest with you, I don't think Paris really cares whether she gets voted off or not, so I don't think she's going to go out of her way to make people like her. If you look at her demeanor the last couple of times she was in the bottom 3, she didn't look upset. In fact, she looked pretty happy. When Simon told he that he didn't like her performance, she looked like, "Oh well, so?" She knows she doesn't need this and she'll will have a fine career after it's over.
After some of her interviews, I tend to believe she was pushed into this to begin with. Sure she may have seemed to enjoy the ride... the lifestyle, the comradery with the other contestants and all, but I have to question whether it was her idea (and her own desire) that sent her to the auditions to begin with. You're right though... she'll have a fine career in music if she chooses to pursue it. Taylor, Katharine and Chris already have huge fan bases and and will all put out good music. That's why I think Elliott's the only one left who actually might NEED to win to launch his music career. He is capable, but not as marketable as the others.