"If Paris doesn't go Home I'll cut off my Balls"

[frank]

There, can that be looked at as a sure thing NOW?







She goes or they GO!!

[Helen]

Did you say at one point you were barred from American Idol!!!

[Fan-tastic]

ha! I snorted in my laughter when I read your thread. I though Kelly was worse than Paris.

[frank]

Did you say at one point you were barred from American Idol!!!

Yes ma'am Twice....It's a lame board anyway. All of the posts there have the word sucks in every message.

Anyway back to my original thought, I'm so dead serious about the fact that I KNOW Paris is GOING HOME TONIGHT that I have decided to up the ante. I'm including my pet squirrel in the prediction wager. He agrees with me. He'll go under the knife also if I'm wrong.

[Carmas]

Frank, will a professional do this, or will you take of business yourself?

[Magicmarkerman]

In that case, for your sake, i hope she DOES go home! I'm sure all those nicks from shaving your chin sack for all these years has got to be irritating!...the after shave...***OUCH***

[AbsentElement]

There, can that be looked at as a sure thing NOW?







She goes or they GO!!
why do i get the feeling that really IS frank?

[frank]

why do i get the feeling that really IS frank?
Ab.....
Remember, "What happens in Idol Me stays In Idol Me"

[IdolMe]

poor frank... he may also get the chop tonight.

[IdolMe]

Chop... Chop Frankie!

[AbsentElement]

Chop... Chop Frankie!
It's okay frank... look on the bright side... it'll be easier to drink your milk.

[IdolMe]

It's okay frank... look on the bright side... it'll be easier to drink your milk.

And don't forget he can now sing like Ace. :p

[idol_fan_germany]

And don't forget he can now sing like Ace. :p

LMAO!!!:yelrotflm

[McFeverish.....]

Mwhahahahaha.....

You want me to buy you a cleaver?

Stainless steel works best. :)

Just here to help my favorite pooch.

[Magicmarkerman]

Looks like you wont have to tea bag your cereal in the morning...

[frank]

There, can that be looked at as a sure thing NOW?

She goes or they GO!!

Let this be a lesson to all of you kids out there.......
"He Who Gambles, Lives in Shambles"


I've decided that the choice of castration shall be to have a woman punch them until they drop off.

[Miss Lolita]

uh......no thanks!!!:eek:

[McFeverish.....]

Hahahahahaa....


LMAO!!!

That's hilarious. ^_^
http://www.techhelpers.net/e4u/comp/comp11.gif

[frank]

Looks like you wont have to tea bag your cereal in the morning...



Tea Bag my Cereal? Do you live in San Francisco? That's just nasty....Ewwwwwwww

[Angel]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Paris stays!!!! Please post picture of you and your pet squirrel with missing anatomy. See what happens when you think you know everything and you don't know nothing, you lose your parts. :eek:

[frank]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Paris stays!!!! Please post picture of you and your pet squirrel's anatomy. See what happens when you think you don't know nothing and you know everything!

Thanks Angel, I appreciate that.

[froggiegurl]

well there goes your balls frank. im sorry for you and your squirrel. it's gonna be weird without your balls. paris will be gone next week though

[Son of Simon]

Frank, next time bet something less important to you, like your thumbs or something... ;)

*SIGH* Looks like we'll still need to keep the showers cold post-surgery for you and your squirrel...

[aztecgoods]

It's okay frank... look on the bright side... it'll be easier to drink your milk.

And just think, you won't have the urge anymore to waste all that time cruising for skanks with augmented racks on the side of seedy street corners. You can now use all that time for more creative and positive efforts. Like posting hotter and hotter Pickles Pics, which we all greatly appreciate. Oh I forgot you may no longer have that urge either. Oh well you can force yourself.