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aztecgoods
04-24-2006, 02:20 PM
Don't be confused by some of the mis-leading interviews that people are posting so irresponsibly on here. To clear up the confusion, I post excerpts (not complete) from the most enlightening interview to date on the subject of ACE and his sexuality which has been the subject of much interest and confusion. It was recently broadcasted on a satellite channel, sorry can't remember the precise acronym for the channel but I believe it was (BLOWJB) here are some of the more interesting ones.

SO ACE THERE HAS BEEN MUCH CONFUSION ON YOUR SEXUALITY AND SPECULATION DO YOU CARE TO CLEAR IT UP FOR US NOW?
Yes, I am not gay, but my boyfriend is.

CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT YOUR FIRST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Yes, it was in my first boy scout troup. Our scout leader took us to Yellowstone park. During the outing at one point, it is still kinda fuzzy, he gave us all some cool-aid that had a funny taste. The next thing I know I woke up with my under wear on backwards with a completely new outlook on life.

DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS IF THE SINGING CAREER DOESN'T WORK OUT?
Yes, I am thinking about becoming a Priest. I just love the fashion and you get to hang out with a lot of alter boys . . .Alone, with no one to disturb you.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FILM?
You mean mainstream outside the gay porn industry?

YES, MAINSTREAM.
Deliverance. By the way, you too have a real purdy mouth.

THANK YOU. WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC GROUP?
The Village People. I particularly liked the Indian when I was younger and modeled my singing style off of his. Not to mention his sense fashion. I am coming out with a new line of loin cloth that I will be wearing on tour. However, recently I have been more into the biker guy with the leather.

(Hope this clears this subject up. P.S. I am not gay bashing, I like gay people and particularly do not care if ACE is gay or not. This is simply a public service to clear up the confusion.)

AbsentElement
04-24-2006, 04:01 PM
** crickets **

graciespeaks
04-24-2006, 04:26 PM
Yes, This clears up alot of questions...mmm except one. Why would you be watching a program on channel BLOWJB?
So actually this gives me more questions than answers.
:moon:
oops wrong smilie I really meant this one :p

FalseIdol
04-24-2006, 08:12 PM
Yes, This clears up alot of questions...mmm except one. Why would you be watching a program on channel BLOWJB?


LOL. Just reel those fish in Aztec, reel them in! :D

frank
04-25-2006, 12:57 AM
Don't be confused by some of the mis-leading interviews that people are posting so irresponsibly on here. To clear up the confusion, I post excerpts (not complete) from the most enlightening interview to date on the subject of ACE and his sexuality which has been the subject of much interest and confusion. It was recently broadcasted on a satellite channel, sorry can't remember the precise acronym for the channel but I believe it was (BLOWJB) here are some of the more interesting ones.

SO ACE THERE HAS BEEN MUCH CONFUSION ON YOUR SEXUALITY AND SPECULATION DO YOU CARE TO CLEAR IT UP FOR US NOW?
Yes, I am not gay, but my boyfriend is.

CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT YOUR FIRST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Yes, it was in my first boy scout troup. Our scout leader took us to Yellowstone park. During the outing at one point, it is still kinda fuzzy, he gave us all some cool-aid that had a funny taste. The next thing I know I woke up with my under wear on backwards with a completely new outlook on life.

DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS IF THE SINGING CAREER DOESN'T WORK OUT?
Yes, I am thinking about becoming a Priest. I just love the fashion and you get to hang out with a lot of alter boys . . .Alone, with no one to disturb you.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FILM?
You mean mainstream outside the gay porn industry?

YES, MAINSTREAM.
Deliverance. By the way, you too have a real purdy mouth.

THANK YOU. WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC GROUP?
The Village People. I particularly liked the Indian when I was younger and modeled my singing style off of his. Not to mention his sense fashion. I am coming out with a new line of loin cloth that I will be wearing on tour. However, recently I have been more into the biker guy with the leather.

(Hope this clears this subject up. P.S. I am not gay bashing, I like gay people and particularly do not care if ACE is gay or not. This is simply a public service to clear up the confusion.)

Wow,
Your expert working knowledge of the Alternative lifestyle is most impressive. The insight that you are able to exhibit in your writing of this parody, is instinctive at the very least.
The one thing that haunts my thoughts though is this, where did you get such an understanding of this subject?

aztecgoods
04-25-2006, 07:36 AM
Wow,
Your expert working knowledge of the Alternative lifestyle is most impressive. The insight that you are able to exhibit in your writing of this parody, is instinctive at the very least.
The one thing that haunts my thoughts though is this, where did you get such an understanding of this subject?

I am actually a lesbian trapped inside a man's body.

aztecgoods
04-25-2006, 07:37 AM
** crickets **


Obviously people just don't appreciate my hard hitting journalism and the public service I am attempting to provide this forum.

aztecgoods
04-25-2006, 07:38 AM
Yes, This clears up alot of questions...mmm except one. Why would you be watching a program on channel BLOWJB?
So actually this gives me more questions than answers.
:moon:
oops wrong smilie I really meant this one :p

I watch the BLOWJB channel for the articles and cooking tips. They have a great mango salsa recipe.

RushDog
04-25-2006, 08:35 AM
I watch the BLOWJB channel for the articles and cooking tips. They have a great mango salsa recipe.


They probably give great decorating tips as well.