Going out and drinking can add up fast, and before you know it, you’re broke. If you are a person that likes to have fun partying and drinking, I’m sure you would want to know where you can go to drink for free. Yes, I said free! Some of these will take a little skill to pull off, so get ready to play the part. No doubt you are up for the challenge.

Party time

House parties are a great place to start your alcohol consumption. Whether you are invited or crashing a party, there almost always has to be alcohol there. You not only get to socialize and meet new people, but you also get to drink for free. Remember not to crowd the keg. No one likes a hog, and getting drunk alone will be the next consequence. Take advantage of the party atmosphere. Walk around and taste the various different brands that are in sight. Just know your limits. If the room starts spinning and the crowd’s chants to chug get drowned out, it might be time to take a break.

Who’s getting married?

Marriage is a sacred union between two people in love. But it is also one of the greatest places to get your drink on. Can you say open bar? High end liquor, champagne and a bottomless keg lead most people to the reception early. Just remember to keep your head. No one wants the best man speech to go down in flames due to an untimely drop from the table.

Barbeque anyone?

As the weather warms up, the calls begin to come in about barbeques. Everyone wants to show off their incredible grill skills, but for us it’s all about the booze. Luckily, no barbeque is complete without an abundance of beer and liquor. Costs are never an issue, although you might be encouraged to bring something like chips. So drop down the Ritz and grab up a brew. The drinking continues until the food runs out and the sun goes down, so use your time wisely.

Extreme wine tasting

Sure they tell you to spit out the wine after every taste. Yes, we could do that, but what a waste. Instead, break the rules and drink up. With plenty of different flavors and styles to choose from, there is no doubt you will enjoy this drinking incursion. Your input might not be the best of the group, but you will definitely be having the most fun. Just don’t get grossed out by all the backwashed wine in the bucket and the night might just last forever, or at least until they kick you out.

For the Girls, Act Like a Slut!

Now for the female readers, you have probably already made a science out of getting free drinks. But let’s lay it out for the newcomers. Getting free drinks is a subtle, yet simple process. Go out to a bar, any bar. Remember to dress up and look good. This is not a requirement, but it does make it easier. Next you can either target the bartender or other people sitting around. Spark up a conversation, or sit back and let the conversation come to you. By targeting the bartender and getting on a first name basis, you allow for free drinks on a longer time frame. You can come back again and again, and let your friendship pay for itself. Guys, you can also pull this off, you just have to target the right bartenders.
If you are trying for the regular bar hopper, it really just comes down to letting them believe there is a common interest. If you feel bad about faking it, just choose someone you would have interest in. Make eye contact, let loose a smile, and watch what happens. With an opening apparent, most men will instinctively spark off the conversation with an offer of your choice of drinks. From there, you can choose how long you milk it for, and if you want to go anywhere with it. Very simple, very effective and can always be used when your wallet is strained.

Taking all these places and activities into account, there is no reason you can’t drink your fill at anytime you choose. Follow the rules, stick to a plan, and watch your wallet stay filled while your belly joins it. Just don’t forget to have fun, as if I had to remind you.

If you are in search of that special someone, you might be wondering where you can go to find him or her? The answer is.. just about anywhere really. No matter where you go, you are capable of meeting a great person. Although I would rather not encourage you to stop looking everywhere you go, here is a list of several places that are the best when searching for the “one.”

A few things to keep in mind before you start making your rounds; you have to keep an open mind and not be uptight about meeting someone. Chances are good that special someone may not come right up to you. You, yes you, are going to have to get out there and engage them. Also, you need to realize that you won’t be able to meet them sitting in front of the television, so after reading this, get your best outfit on and get out and start looking! So what are these hot spots for finding your perfect romance?

On the Job

Start out with the places you might already frequent, and might possibly overlook. One such place happens to be at your job. Sure people go off and say office romance is a bad idea, and I can understand their position.. BUT there is no good reason you should be narrowing your search when you should be expanding it. Your job is a great place to meet someone for many reasons. Conversation is easy to start, due to the similarities you can convey about your work, your boss, and anything job related.

In the Alter

You may plan on walking down these one day, but before that your church can be a great place to meet someone. The surroundings are calming and everyone is at ease within a church. Conversations are easy to spark up, and you can assume the person has some moral fiber, since they are attending church services regularly.

Step up in Produce, aisle five

The supermarket can be the perfect place to find someone special. Surroundings are casual, and you can spark up a conversation over anything. People can’t get around buying food, so start taking advantage of the time they spend and make your move.

Hit the gym

Besides getting yourself into shape, showing up at the local health club can open up the chance to meet a large amount of single individuals. Try to avoid hitting on people while they are working out, and you may find your self in a different setting very quickly.

Clean your clothes at the Laundromat

A cheap way to get out of your house and in contact with others is by taking your laundry out. People are forced together for a good amount of time, and very open to talking. Do not bring out your stained tighty whiteys, that is a definite no no.

Here comes the bride

Just like the movies seem to center on, wedding day pickups can be a goldmine. The mood is right, the drinks are flowing, and you are sure to have at least one friend in common. Get a thumbs up from the bride and groom and your in.

Activities

So often I see people that stay inside all day, besides going to work. It is time you get out and get a hobby. Join a men’s softball league. Take yoga. Whatever it takes to get you out of the house and into a close quarters with other people.

Online

With new technology taking over, it is about time you expand online. People are busier than ever, and the internet is a way to meet people on their own schedule. With plenty of free dating sites to choose from, you can expand you options with every signup.

Get to the Dog Park

This is a normally overlooked hangout for hotties. You have outdoor enthusiasts taking in the weather and sites, in a very casual setting. Dog parks are great because your animal is a conversation starter all on it’s own. Don’t have a dog? Just offer to walk a friends dog, I am sure they won’t refuse.

Hit the books

Still in school? Time to use that to your advantage. You are constantly forced to interact with other students, and a simple study date in the library can get you involved with other people under comfortable settings. If you are out of school now, don’t worry. Just hang out at the local college library. You will constantly have students and faculty alike walking in and out, and there are plenty of conversation starters to be used.

Are you looking to find out the exact steps to take to turn any first date into a next day tale of your sexual prowess? If you are having trouble closing the deal, it’s about time you get in “the know”. Some people find it to be an impossible task to meet a girl, take her out, and take her home. They can’t get to the end result they are working so very hard for, and it just doesn’t seem to be in the cards. If this is your everyday scenario, follow along and learn the ropes. Be advised, these 7 ways to get her in bed on the first date may cause calls for lost panties, an increase in self esteem and upbeat swagger.

#1 If She is Legal, Bring out the Drinks.

Alcohol can be a mood setter all in itself. Don’t get carried away with it, just a few drinks to lighten the mood and loosen up your date. Conversation seems to flow easier, and you also need to be open to saying the right things.

#2 Talk the Talk

If you want her to be open to suggestion, you have to show that you are taking control and know what you are doing. Talk like you are a worldly man, a confident man, and a man that knows what he wants.

#3 Be Spontaneous

Even if you are the type of person that needs everything planned out, you at least have to make her feel like she is being spontaneous. If everything seems planned, its boring, and the end result is she will plan out how she feels the night should end. When she has time to plan herself, it leaves you to her will. Make everything seem to flow, from the date to the after date drinks at your place. Then onto some sort of games, more drinking, touching, kissing leading to the bedroom and you know the rest.

#4 “Let’s Go Somewhere and Be Alone.”

Don’t be hesitant to throw it out there and be direct. Women sometimes need that little push to do what they already want to. They get nervous too, and letting them know you are up and ready for it can be that added assurance to go with it.

#5 Allude, Allude, Allude.

You have to do it in a funny way, or else you may seem too shy to say it — ie. another lonely night. Ask her if she wants to come up to your place and check out your stamp collection. Note: If you have a stamp collection, this is just a ploy to get her upstairs in a funny way, don’t bore her with your 12 cent Elvis stamp.

#6 Be Prepared

Nothing can kill the mood faster than a missing link in the chain. Sometimes you can lose out by forgetting something small; but things like condoms, showering before going out, breath mints if you know your spitting hot lava, are all things that need to be addressed. Change your sheets if you expect her to get into bed. Clean your place and set it up to match the mood. Have candles ready if you have to take it the extra mile. Invite her to check out how comfortable your bed is, and jump in with her.

#7 Just Go for It.

The night has been going good. You have been playing the whole thing aloof, teased her about little things, and turned the topic sexual. She happily accepts your invitation to come up for a night cap and you sit and talk and kiss and.. The next step is where you have to seal the deal. Make the move to take it to the next step. If you don’t make a move and expect her to, you have lost your man card and are required to hand your balls over.

Lead her by the hand to your bedroom, put on the music, and get ready for a fun night. If she seems hesitant that is fine, hopefully this isn’t her everyday lifestyle and you have kept her at just the right point to get out of her comfort zone. On the other hand, kicks to the balls and/or face are a good sign this might not be the night.

Take cue from these tips and you will soon be the envy of your friends. Remember to put your own twist on everything and take advantage of your skills. With practice, you can have this method down to a science, and no woman is out of your reach.

It seems no matter where you move, there is at least one neighbor that can’t stay out of your business. They constantly complain, and do everything in their power to make your life a little tougher. Time for you to return the favor. When it comes to pissing off your neighbors, there a few things you can do that can really cause the most annoyance with the least amount of effort. Follow along and pick and choose your favorites.

Get things done around the house

One of the easier ways to piss the neighbors off is by simply doing chores outside your house. If the lawn needs mowing, take the initiative to start it real early in the morning.
Wait until the nosey neighbors are peacefully sleeping, and remember to go over the spots closest to their house. It allows you to wake them up without really giving them anything to complain about. You have to get your work done, it’s just too bad it’s not a good time for them.

Time to get extra friendly

So how does being nice piss them off you ask? Allow me to explain. Flirting with your neighbors is a great way to start a fight, and get them extremely irate. Just take the time each day to act flirty and friendly with on member of the family. The parents only, for those that need to be told. By doing this little covert move, you can get them pissed at you, and start fights between them. It becomes a double whammy.

When nature calls.

Man’s best friend can become a huge ally in your attack on your neighbors. Use your canine to cause as much trouble as possible. Take him walking on their lawn when they aren’t there to stop you. Make sure to let old scrappy finish his business in the walking path if possible, leading to the best possible scenario. If you have a neighbor scraping his foot as he walks up to your door to complain, you found a golden spot, keep it up.

Summer is here, possibilities grow

When summer arrives, there are multiple opportunities that open up. One such choice that can really piss those people off is.. Covert missions to destroy their lawn. Start with the classic destruction of their hose. Go ahead and poke holes throughout the hose, making sure that a simple rag won’t cover it and allow them to get by. Destroy a few hoses and see how quickly they start to crumble. The next steps might get you in trouble, so work at your own risk. If they have in-ground sprinklers, take the initiative to super glue those bad boys down. It normally takes people a while to even notice their sprinkler heads are stuck, and can in the mean time leave their lawn dead or dieing.

So what is left to do? All out war..

Time to do all the childish things left in your arsenal. Get out there and be creative. Lube up their door handles. Ice down their driveway in the winter time. Wake up early and sabotage their cars with bananas in the exhaust. Check your cars engine early in the morning, by just revving and revving and revving. Spread out these attacks over time, so that you can keep it fresh. Some things get old, or can be adapted to easily. Keep them on their toes, and watch them crumble.

Words of Warning

If you don’t want cops coming over your house, cover your tracks or make sure your neighbors are the revenge type over the cop calling type. A challenge is always fun, and you now have more up your sleeve than the average Joe. Keep the destruction and damages down to a minimum and keep yourself in the clear.

There she is, the woman of your dreams. She has everything that you ever wanted, brains, personality, and damn what a body. The problem is that there is something awkwardly familiar about this one. Could it be? Is she acting the same as your mother? If you’re on the ropes about this one, take my time tested, true to form look into the actions of a mother-like girlfriend. Next time you hear some of these statements, you can sleep soundly in the knowledge your girl is like dating your mother.

1) Is that what you are going to wear?
Certain mothers always want a say in everything, all the way down to your clothes. You might soon find your current girlfriend doing the same things. When she starts deciding what you should and shouldn’t wear, that is a surefire sign she might be like, say it with me, dating your mother.

2) Take the garbage out, do the dishes
This is a common phrase that you may hear very frequently from your significant other that will make it seem like you’re dating your mother. She may start to irritate you about all of the ways that you fail to contribute around the house, and begin to give you household chores that you need to complete.

3) These bills have to be sent out by Wednesday
Us men may be the bread winners, but our women handle the bills. At a younger age, everything was handed over to your mom. Can you take a guess as to where you hand them over now?

4) Be home by ten.
When you are younger, your parents set a curfew for you so that they keep their level of control while making sure that you are safe. When you get older, your significant other may start to give you a curfew as well. At first it may seem cute, because it shows she cares and wants to be around you. After the first time or two though, the man within you will start to come out, and that’s when trouble starts.

5) Red meat? Are you crazy?
This obvious attempt to keep you healthy is covertly a subtle hint she might be like dating your mother. When you grow up, you are told what is good for you and what isn’t. For a time you live freely and eat what you want, until an unfamiliar source starts to dictate your diet like in the past.

6) I don’t like that Vic character one bit.
Every guy has at least one friend that can, at times, encourage you to do something downright dumb. In the past you would hear your mother tell you how she feels about the friend, and how you should stop yourself from associating with them. Now that you are in a committed relationship, guess who starts to complain now.

7) You can forget about me wearing that red nightie you like
Although it would be sick to think of this specific example, punishment is an easy sign she is like dating your mother. Whether she takes away your booty privileges, or starts to plan out day trips on Sunday afternoons during game time, those past feelings of being punished resurface quickly.

8) Where’s my dinner woman?
Sometimes it’s not just your girlfriend that causes this feeling. When you start to expect certain things done like having dinner on the table when you come home from work, guess where you get that from? When she starts to do it for you without complaining, this situation can feel like something from your childhood. Seems like you might have a new mommy now.

9) Don’t worry honey, I’ll take care of that.
Following your eating needs, your girlfriend might begin to do other chores that were in the past handled by your mother. Sit back and relax as your room gets cleaned before your eyes, without you lifting a finger. There is a trade off though, with the chores she will expect you to do in return.

10) Where are you going? Who’s going with you? What are you doing? When will you be back?
The ‘four w’ approach is classic, and can create a familiar urgency to think on your feet. This constant need to know everything about your day is a staple of the mother-like girlfriend. This is a definite sign she is like dating your mother.