“Where Da White Women At”?

February 28th, 2007

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It’s become increasingly apparent that as this competition moves forward, the Women of Color are pulling further and further ahead of their Ivory Shaded Sisters. The disparity of their respective talent levels is crystal clear.

In group one there’s Melinda Doolittle, Stephine Edwards, Lakisha Jones, Jordin Sparks, and Sabrina Sloan.

In group two, there is Lesile Hunt, Antonetta Barba, Gina Glockson, Haley Scarnato, and Alaina Alexander. You may now pick any two from group two, to send packing. My two choices for elimination, Alaina and Haley. Actually, a lot of air time could be saved if all of group two were to be sent home.

I will predict to you now, that all of the members of group one will comprise five of the final six female contestants. The sixth female? Does it really matter?

Tonight’s show was part two of this weeks “Dedication” theme. Several Grandparents, and assorted family members were mentioned by the “Girls.”

Here is tonight’s truncated reviews

Gina G.
Totally YELLED Heart’s Alone.
Bad

Alaina A.
Destroyed The Dixie Chicks “Make Nice”
Screechy BAD

Leslie Hunt
Has future as Sigourney Weaver look alike
Below Average

Haley Scarnato
Queen of Something Whitney
Needs to reestablish cleavage superiority
Knitting needles in eardrums BAD

Antonella Barba
Sang Celine?
Could have pulled her performance out if only she had “Pulled Them Out”, Puppies that is.
Dirty Bad

Lakisha, Stephanie, Jordin, and Sabrina were all just a hair off tonight. But even with that being the case, they were five times better than anyone from group two.

Finally, tonight’s runaway performance winner was Melinda Doolittle. She rendered one of the best versions of “My Funny Valentine” I’ve ever heard. She was able to do something tonight that the others failed to do, entertain me.

Francis L.

No Idol For You!

February 28th, 2007

Baltimore & Pittsburgh Comcast Customers - No Idol For You!

Sinclair Broadcast Group Inc. is turning into the Soup Nazi of the cable world and will pull its television stations from Comcast Corp. cable systems at 2 a.m. Thursday unless a new deal with Comcast is made to retransmit the stations.

This could leave 3 million Comcast customers without the American Idol Results Show on Thursday night. This would include the Baltimore and Pittsburgh area markets and the only way they *might* get idol would be to pull out the rabbit ears.

“It’s important for people to know there’s a chance they could wake up (Thursday) morning and the station might not be there anymore,” said Barry Faber, Sinclair’s Vice President and General Counsel.

In addition to Pittsburgh and Baltimore, Comcast carries Sinclair stations in Minneapolis; Tampa, Florida; Richmond, Virginia; and Nashville, Tennessee. It’s likely a deal will be made but if not we could see an additional 3 million visitors to the forums just to find out who was voted off.

Top Ten TV Shows Last Week

February 28th, 2007

American Idol has always been a powerhouse since season two but what is more incredible is the fact the show is up 4% over last year. That’s about 1,000,000 new idol fans compared to the same time last year. Now the Oscars took number one but that is no surprise any other week American Idol would be king. Here are the results for last week:

The top 10 shows:

1. Academy Awards, ABC, 40.2 million

2. “American Idol” Wednesday, Fox, 30.5 million

3. “American Idol” Tuesday, Fox, 29.5 million

4. “Grey’s Anatomy,” ABC, 27.4 million

5. “Road to Oscars” special, ABC, 27.1 million

6. “American Idol” Thursday, Fox, 24.4 million

7. “CSI,” CBS, 21.8 million

8. “CSI: Miami,” CBS, 19.2 million

9. “Deal or No Deal” Monday, NBC, 17.6 million

10. “Two and a Half Men,” CBS, 16.6 million

“Dead-A-Cations” Night

February 28th, 2007

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It’s time to blame the parties responsible for the predicament we find ourselves in, the judges.

There is no way, and I mean not a chance in Hell that a Male will win season seven of American Idol.

As a whole, the “Boys” are a collection of forgettable, unimaginative, below average lounge singers. I have said it before, and will say it again. Of the tens of thousands of male auditions, these were the best of the best?

The more I watch uninspiring performances by the “Boys”, the more it seems that the “Fix” is in for the women. I’m not sure that even if “Questionable pictures appeared on the world wide web of a male contestant romping in a fountain with only a T-Shirt on, any interest could be generated for any of the male performers. The final Six WILL be 5 women and one male.

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As a whole the “Boys” Blew.

Here are the “dead-a-cation night highlights.”

In the realm of strange, weird, and inappropriate deadications……..

**Mr. Cotter deadicates Marvin Gayes “Let’s Get It On” to his parents. Huh? Is this a cry for help?

** Sandy Malakar sings steppin Out for his dead, I wear his wedding ring for luck, Grampa. He died when Sandy was 5.

**Brandon Rogers sings for Grandma Rosa Mae. His choice? Cyndi Lauper?!!WTF? Here is a decent singer singing “Time After Time”? Ghey

Chris Richardson sings a Jason Mraz diddy about getting it on with a girlfriend, and dedicates it to his Crazy grandma.

As a whole the “Boys” were just not inspiring.
Tonight will be much, much, better. After all I get to see Antonella again.

Francis L.

Jennifer Hudson Thanks Everyone, Well Almost Everyone!

February 26th, 2007

Jennifer Hudson took home the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress, she thanked numerous people, but she did not thank American Idol.

After she was presented with the Oscar, Jennifer Hudson said “Oh my God, I have to just take this moment in. I cannot believe this. Look what God can do. If my grandmother…I didn’t think I was going to win…but wow if my grandmother were here to see me now, she was my biggest inspiration for everything, because she was a singer, and she had the passion for it, but she never had the chance, and that was the thing that pushed me forward to continue, but I’m so grateful to have my mother here celebrating with me, my boyfriend, my sisters, and my brothers back home, and then I’ve got two of them here.”

Hudson also added, “Thank you all for being here and supporting me. I would also like to thank Bill Condon, our director, who’s a genius. Oh my God, unbelievable cast, I would like thank the Academy, definitely have to thank God I guess again, I can’t believe this. Wow, I don’t know what to say, but I thank you all for helping me keep the faith, even when I didn’t believe, thank you and God bless you all, Jennifer Holiday too.”

She thanked numerous people but not the show that got her noticed. *sad*

The Price of Fame

February 26th, 2007

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The following is an article that appeared in the Nj Star Ledger

After ‘Idol’ dreams, an Internet nightmare
Monday, February 26, 2007
BY VICKI HYMAN AND NAWAL QAROONI
Star-Ledger Staff

Be careful what you wish for.
Whatever 20-year-old singer Antonella Barba expected to gain from auditioning for the star-making machine “American Idol,” it was likely fame, not infamy. But Barba — until last month a Catholic University student from Point Pleasant with a nice voice — is now at the center of a perfect storm of celebrity and technology, sexuality and morality.
Photos of Barba topless, hands covering her breasts, and on the toilet, appeared on the Internet just as she emerged as a semifinalist on television’s top-rated show earlier this month. Over the weekend, racier photos materialized, including several shots of a beautiful brunette performing a sex act on a man who is not identified.

Her best friend and fellow “Idol” auditioner, Amanda Coluccio, said the tamer shots are of Barba, including a full-length shot of Barba naked, covered with rose petals, taken for a calendar she made for her boyfriend of several years. But the lewdest of the bunch, she is certain, are not Barba, a Red Bank Catholic High School graduate who had been studying architecture until she got her break on “Idol.”

“They were meant to be seen by one person and one person only,” Coluccio said at her Holmdel home. “The really bad ones aren’t her. I’ve studied them. It’s not her nose. She’s never had (acrylic nail) tips in her life. She’s the least slutty person I know.”
“Idol” producers won’t make Barba, or any of the semifinalists, available for interviews until after they are ousted. But Coluccio, who speaks with Barba daily, says they believe someone from Catholic University broke into her computer and posted the pictures.
“She’s been crying. She’s horrified,” Coluccio says. “She’s most upset about what her parents think.”

If it’s Barba or not, the unseemly association is likely to persist, regardless of how she does in the competition, said Rich Hanley, an assistant professor of journalism at Quinnipiac University in Hamden, Conn., who specializes in interactive communications. Among the semifinalists, Barba’s singing has drawn some of the harshest criticism from the judges, so her “Idol” dreams likely will die faster than her Internet celebrity.

“This is a breaking situation in terms of the digitization of fame,” Hanley said. “Young people need to understand that anything they put on the Web is going to come back and haunt them some time in their career. Because it’s everywhere, there’s never going to be a minimal response. There’s always going to be a maximum response.”

As for Barba’s “Idol” popularity, it’s possible a voting bloc of hormone-addled teenage boys is asserting itself, and there is an influential Web site, www.votefortheworst.com, that encourages viewers to vote for the “most entertaining train wreck.” It’s backing Barba.
Barba is next scheduled to appear with the remaining 10 female semifinalists on Wednesday. A spokeswoman for the show would say only that it does not comment on contestants’ private lives.

According to Coluccio, producers told Barba that they are reviewing the most recent, and most explicit, photos, and that Barba doesn’t believe her position has been jeopardized by the pictures.

“Idol” producer Nigel Lythgoe told Entertainment Weekly on Friday he had not seen the pictures, adding: “It’s sad, isn’t it, that your best friends are the ones that come forward with information that will go to Smoking Gun or put your photographs on the Web?”

Barba is not the first “Idol” contestant with racy photos in her past; she appears to be the first one, however, who didn’t at least profit from it first. Second-season finalist Frenchie Davis posed topless for a porn site that advertised underage models, and producers ousted her from the lineup. In the fifth season, the men’s magazine Maxim dug up old editorial photos in which semifinalist and sometime model Becky O’Donohue posed suggestively with her twin sister. By the time the photos hit the Web, though, the votes had been counted, and O’Donohue was voted off the show.

If Barba is still serious about pursuing a career in the spotlight, the scandal is not insurmountable, said Mark Obbie, an assistant professor of journalism and media law at Syracuse University’s Newhouse School of Public Communications. Certainly homemade sex tapes did not hurt Paris Hilton or Pamela Anderson; quite the opposite, though they were already public figures when the video recordings were made. But even celebrities who have seen unpalatable pictures from their past turn up have recovered.
“Vanessa Williams made a pretty decent recovery when she was Miss America and Penthouse printed pictures of her in nude lesbian scenes,” Obbie said. “But she went on to be a hardworking actress, and not in all trashy parts.”

Possibly the only thing about Barba that remains to be seen is whether she’s litigious. But lawsuits in these cases are “difficult to win and expensive to pursue,” said Andrew McClurg, a professor at the Cecil C. Humphreys School of Law at the University of Memphis. It’s often difficult to track down or prove who posted the picture, or in this case, who made the photos available for Internet publication.

Another obstacle is a section of the Communications Decency Act that provides strong immunity for Internet service providers and Web sites for content they post, McClurg said.
The primary vehicle for legal relief is a privacy tort known as the “public disclosure of private facts,” but that has proved to be a weak foundation for suits against the individuals who do the posting, he said. If the photos were acquired illegally, as Coluccio believes, she could have a stronger case, he said.

The editor of one of the celebrity gossip Web sites that posted the pictures, www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com, directed questions about the post to the site’s legal disclaimer, which says the images posted are believed to be in the public domain, but that it will remove any images proved to be under copyright. It also says that the Web site “posts accurately reported facts, as well as rumor, conjecture and gossip.”

Thanks to the duo’s introduction on “Idol,” Coluccio has been on the receiving end of Internet infamy as well. The show’s producers aired scenes that pitted Barba and Coluccio against each other, and Coluccio thought they made her look like a flirtatious, jealous, spoiled brat. Coluccio said she gets more than 3,000 MySpace messages a week, many calling her nasty names.

No matter how tough it’s been, Coluccio doesn’t regret the experience. “‘We both went to fulfill a dream but were made into characters,” she said. “‘American Idol’ is the fakest show on TV. We’re so real and down-to-earth, and I wish people could see that.”

“Antonella Gate”

February 25th, 2007

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The following is an anonymous message board response to the recent Antonella Photo controversy.

“But you know, for as little respect as I have for Antonella for slicking up some guys penis with her mouth and letting it get out on camera, her posing soaking wet and virtually naked in the World War II Memorial fountain in D.C. was worse by orders of magnitude, a point that I think many people have overlooked.

Not only was Antonella’s posing in the WWII memorial fountain trashy behavior, it shows a total lack of respect for the memory of those who fought and died to protect the US and save the world from Nazi Germany, Fascist Italy and Imperialist Japan. She might just as well have spray-painted swastikas all over the memorial.

At the very least, she could have just found an un-dedicated fountain to play “wet t-shirt contest” in if she had to be an exhibitionist. But that’s aside from my point. In many ways, her actions are symbolic of just how oblivious Americans in general have become to reality and practical matters, knowledge of which demands a certain degree of proper conduct.

Antonella should have known before taking them that the raunchy pictures had the potential to come back and bite her hard in the rear, unless of course she had planned to embark on a career as a fourth-rate slut-smut model or porn star. She didn’t consider the possible consequences of her actions, and now they are coming to a head, no pun intended.

Whatever the AI producers decide to do with her, even if they let her remain on the show, which I can’t imagine they will do at this point, she will be known more for her sex acts and trashy behavior, than for whatever singing talent she may actually possess. That’s rather humiliating, and probably not something she will soon live down.”


It seems as though new photographs of an adult nature are “Found” daily showing Ms. Barba in extremely compromising positions. There are photos of her posing in nothing but a T-shirt, in a WWII memorial fountain in Washington D.C. leading some to label her un-American bordering upon traitorous. There are the pictures, allegedly of her, orally placating a male companion. As a matter of fact there are so many photos out there it’s difficult to keep up.

She has been branded with her own “Scarlet letter.” She has been called everything derogatorily that can be mentioned, slut, whore, tramp. The general consensus on most Idol internet message boards and websites seems unanimous, throw her off the show!

The amount of snowballing outrage and indignation is staggering. All that seems is left is for a vocal crescendo of protest exclaiming in unison, “Burn Her, She’s a Witch.”!!!

It appears that Antonella will soon be season six’s “Moral Sacrifice.” Her removal from the competition seems inevitable. Fox will make her this season’s Frenchie Davis.

All of this once again poses the question of just what is an American Idol, and what does that title represent? Is there a level of morality that a Pop Singer must adhere to? Is a professional karaoke singer expected to be a role model for our children? Are these same standards equally applied to the actions of other recording artists? (See multitudes of Examples)

Why do we, as collective viewers, continually hold these performers to standards that few, if any of us, ever attain in our daily lives? We demand a world of “Baseball, Hotdogs, Apple Pie, and Chevrolet.”

We attempt to exist in a world free of objectionable behavior, questionable lifestyles, and blatant immorality, while living life in a way that is diametrically opposed to our moral objections.

Is what she did stupid? Yes.
Is what she did offensive? Probably.
But should she be removed from the Show? Absolutely not.
She succeeds or fails on her singing ability.
She was judged to be one of the 24 best, let her stay.


Francis L.

A correction of an Earlier blog

February 23rd, 2007


A correction of an Earlier blog, “Is 90 Seconds Enough”

# Victoria Rogers, Harry Nilsson fan Says:harry
February 22nd, 2007 at 8:12 pm e

To whomever is of the mind that “All By Myself” was ever performed by Harry Nilsson….please check your assumptions.

Well Victoria, assumptions have indeed been checked and you were correct. I misrepresented the correct artist responsible for originally recording “Gina Glockensteins”cover of “All By Myself” on American Idol Tuesdsay evening. It was not Harry Nilsson,

The correct “Artist”?
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The very much alive and not deceased Eric Carmen, former legendary lead singer of the “Super-Group” The Strawberries. I don’t know how I could have ever made such a mistake. They don’t sound at all alike. Take for example Nilssons song, “Can’t Live” and compare it to Carmens “All By Myself,” They not at all alike. Completely different. I’m truly sorry.

This just in, Harry Nilsson is still dead! My earlier reports of his Resurrection were greatly exaggerated.

Francis L.

Walking The Plank

February 22nd, 2007

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Tonight we are gathered together to mourn the passing of Rudy, Mr. Sulu, Amy, and Nicole. May they all rest in peace.

Is there anything more uncomfortable and at the same time as satisfying as watching the banished and condemned being forced to sing their final time on American Idol? It’s A.I.’s version of “Walking The Plank.” The humiliation it represents is epic, it’s a wonderfully guilty pleasure, and we love it.

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VoteForTheWorst.com is claiming an early victory in the Idol Wars by declaring that their followers kept the inept duo of “Sundanella” in the top four of their respective gender categories. Only time will tell if VFTW can push either of the two to victory. Stay tuned.

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Bon Jovi
J-Lo and her Hubby,
Tony Bennett,
Martina McBride,
Gwen Stefani,
Diana Ross,
Barry Gibb,
Lulu, and
Peter Noone
are booked as special guest/judges/mentors/themes.

The preceding list reads like a who’s who of non-relevant entertainment hanger-ons. It’s like an entertainment soup kitchen array of D-List performers. It’s apparent that American Idol has become the Musical equivalent of VH1’s The Surreal Life. Do these “Stars” represent theme weeks for our combatants? A Gwen Stefani show theme? OH Crap!

And while I’m on a mini rant here I have to ask, Who dresses the contestants? Half of the women, and ALL of the Men made the “Seattle Grunge” look of the early 90’s appear to be formal wear. And Phil, we understand, You’re Bald OK? Lose The F’ing Army fatigue cap already.

I mean look, if you’re going to be on a nationally televised talent contest, look like the Stars that you are pretending to be. And why we’re at it Fox, let’s lose the dreaded group sing portion of the results show. “Sowing the Seeds of Love”? Tears for Fears? WTF? It’s quickly becoming painfully apparent that unless you only use the “women of color”, group singing is not a good idea.

Also, no more bogus contests involving .99 phone texts messages (Limit of 10)!! Let’s see, every kid with a phone drops 10 bucks, times a gazillion, that equals a “Grand Prize” of 100,000 dollars?!!! Hey Fox, do we need to bend over as we text?

And what type of death threat did FreeMantleMedia use on Chris Sligh to force him to Kiss Simon’s pasty white rump-ass as he pledged his undying love for the “Rattler”? Fox!, Give Sligh back his scrotum!

Lastly, is it just me or has Fantasia gotten Old, Fat, lumpy, and less talented since she won A.I.?

I need a Nap.

Francis L.

Sistas’ 5 Debutantes 0

February 21st, 2007

Tonight’s show was clearly the Sistas’ versus the Debs’

krebAmy Krebs
Sang, Or is it sung?, I can’t make you love Me. She was prophetic, she didn’t.
Rating-*-Bad

scaHaley Scarnato
Outstanding cleavage. Good College Musical Voice. Nice cleavage.
Rating-*-Bad. Did I mention that she has Great cleavage?

nikNicole Tranquillo
Tried to sing Soulfully, failed miserably. But one thing that she did well and often was to make hideous Klingon Like Scrunchy Faces by wrinkling up the bridge of her nose. Frightening.
Rating-*-Bad and Wrinkled

dogLeslie Hunt
Her performance literally “Went to the Dogs.” Which is exactly where she will soon be, dog walking.
Rating-*-Bad Woof

alainaAlaina Alexander
Ironically, she chose a song by a Group named after her Performance, The Pretenders.
Rating-*-Bad

glockGina Glockson
Sang, “All By Myself.” Unfortunately She wasn’t, we had to be there. And OBTW, that “Note” that she hit and was so proud of, well, It raised the songs Original Singer, Harry Nillson, from the dead.
Rating-*-Bad- Not quite rocking chair over the cats tail Bad, but Bad

titAntonella Barba
You know that dream we’ve all had. The one where we’re speaking in front of an auditorium full of our peers and suddenly realize that we’re naked? Well anyway, After watching Antonella’s hatchet job of Steven Tyler’s Ballad, I realized that even if she had been naked, her singing would still have sucked. And for some reason I can’t shake the feeling that I should have worn a condom while I watched her.
Rating-*-Really Bad, Really Hot, But still Bad

Now a Look at Team Sista’s ascension above the median line of talent.

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Jordin Sparks
Who chooses Tracy Chapman? A lot of Runs, a lot of Fantasia like Yeah Yeah Yeahs, but overall she has potential with that huge voice of hers. Final 6
Rating-***-Good

edStephanie Edwards
Good Job, Forgettable song. Final 6
Rating-***Good

sSabrina Sloan
The first Very Good performance of the night. She will be in the Final 6
Rating-****-Very Good

doolittleMelinda Doolittle
Great singer. Huge Head. No neck. Narrow shoulders. Looks like a Macy’s Thanksgiving Balloon with that melon. Will make final 6
Rating-****-Very Good

Excellence
bestLakisha Jones
It’s a cliche’, Saving the Best for Last. Ms. Jones blew the doors off of the house during her performance. She was miles ahead of everyone else who dared to perform. Dare I say that Jennifer Hudson’s version of the DreamGirls falls short of Ms. Jones rendition? All things considered, this seasons American Idol may very well have been decided.
Rating-*****-Excellent. May be the One