There are many great ways to decorate your home but its certain things that put you over the top when it comes to being the best. Usually when you are decorating for your outside sitting area you should have many things that compliment each other. A great way to draw attention and make your area a bit more peaceful would be to bring in wind chimes. These will allow your garden to have a bit of serenity and tranquility.

Your garden decor is a huge key to having a great outdoor area. You want to have central pieces that are technically called “conversational pieces”. You should always try to practice great ways to find inner peace and if you have a good collection of these ideas you can potentially do this. Be sure that you are getting a good deal on all your items because you don’t want to spend to much and not get bang for your buck.

Going out and drinking can add up fast, and before you know it, you’re broke. If you are a person that likes to have fun partying and drinking, I’m sure you would want to know where you can go to drink for free. Yes, I said free! Some of these will take a little skill to pull off, so get ready to play the part. No doubt you are up for the challenge.

Party time

House parties are a great place to start your alcohol consumption. Whether you are invited or crashing a party, there almost always has to be alcohol there. You not only get to socialize and meet new people, but you also get to drink for free. Remember not to crowd the keg. No one likes a hog, and getting drunk alone will be the next consequence. Take advantage of the party atmosphere. Walk around and taste the various different brands that are in sight. Just know your limits. If the room starts spinning and the crowd’s chants to chug get drowned out, it might be time to take a break.

Who’s getting married?

Marriage is a sacred union between two people in love. But it is also one of the greatest places to get your drink on. Can you say open bar? High end liquor, champagne and a bottomless keg lead most people to the reception early. Just remember to keep your head. No one wants the best man speech to go down in flames due to an untimely drop from the table.

Barbeque anyone?

As the weather warms up, the calls begin to come in about barbeques. Everyone wants to show off their incredible grill skills, but for us it’s all about the booze. Luckily, no barbeque is complete without an abundance of beer and liquor. Costs are never an issue, although you might be encouraged to bring something like chips. So drop down the Ritz and grab up a brew. The drinking continues until the food runs out and the sun goes down, so use your time wisely.

Extreme wine tasting

Sure they tell you to spit out the wine after every taste. Yes, we could do that, but what a waste. Instead, break the rules and drink up. With plenty of different flavors and styles to choose from, there is no doubt you will enjoy this drinking incursion. Your input might not be the best of the group, but you will definitely be having the most fun. Just don’t get grossed out by all the backwashed wine in the bucket and the night might just last forever, or at least until they kick you out.

For the Girls, Act Like a Slut!

Now for the female readers, you have probably already made a science out of getting free drinks. But let’s lay it out for the newcomers. Getting free drinks is a subtle, yet simple process. Go out to a bar, any bar. Remember to dress up and look good. This is not a requirement, but it does make it easier. Next you can either target the bartender or other people sitting around. Spark up a conversation, or sit back and let the conversation come to you. By targeting the bartender and getting on a first name basis, you allow for free drinks on a longer time frame. You can come back again and again, and let your friendship pay for itself. Guys, you can also pull this off, you just have to target the right bartenders.
If you are trying for the regular bar hopper, it really just comes down to letting them believe there is a common interest. If you feel bad about faking it, just choose someone you would have interest in. Make eye contact, let loose a smile, and watch what happens. With an opening apparent, most men will instinctively spark off the conversation with an offer of your choice of drinks. From there, you can choose how long you milk it for, and if you want to go anywhere with it. Very simple, very effective and can always be used when your wallet is strained.

Taking all these places and activities into account, there is no reason you can’t drink your fill at anytime you choose. Follow the rules, stick to a plan, and watch your wallet stay filled while your belly joins it. Just don’t forget to have fun, as if I had to remind you.

It seems no matter where you move, there is at least one neighbor that can’t stay out of your business. They constantly complain, and do everything in their power to make your life a little tougher. Time for you to return the favor. When it comes to pissing off your neighbors, there a few things you can do that can really cause the most annoyance with the least amount of effort. Follow along and pick and choose your favorites.

Get things done around the house

One of the easier ways to piss the neighbors off is by simply doing chores outside your house. If the lawn needs mowing, take the initiative to start it real early in the morning.
Wait until the nosey neighbors are peacefully sleeping, and remember to go over the spots closest to their house. It allows you to wake them up without really giving them anything to complain about. You have to get your work done, it’s just too bad it’s not a good time for them.

Time to get extra friendly

So how does being nice piss them off you ask? Allow me to explain. Flirting with your neighbors is a great way to start a fight, and get them extremely irate. Just take the time each day to act flirty and friendly with on member of the family. The parents only, for those that need to be told. By doing this little covert move, you can get them pissed at you, and start fights between them. It becomes a double whammy.

When nature calls.

Man’s best friend can become a huge ally in your attack on your neighbors. Use your canine to cause as much trouble as possible. Take him walking on their lawn when they aren’t there to stop you. Make sure to let old scrappy finish his business in the walking path if possible, leading to the best possible scenario. If you have a neighbor scraping his foot as he walks up to your door to complain, you found a golden spot, keep it up.

Summer is here, possibilities grow

When summer arrives, there are multiple opportunities that open up. One such choice that can really piss those people off is.. Covert missions to destroy their lawn. Start with the classic destruction of their hose. Go ahead and poke holes throughout the hose, making sure that a simple rag won’t cover it and allow them to get by. Destroy a few hoses and see how quickly they start to crumble. The next steps might get you in trouble, so work at your own risk. If they have in-ground sprinklers, take the initiative to super glue those bad boys down. It normally takes people a while to even notice their sprinkler heads are stuck, and can in the mean time leave their lawn dead or dieing.

So what is left to do? All out war..

Time to do all the childish things left in your arsenal. Get out there and be creative. Lube up their door handles. Ice down their driveway in the winter time. Wake up early and sabotage their cars with bananas in the exhaust. Check your cars engine early in the morning, by just revving and revving and revving. Spread out these attacks over time, so that you can keep it fresh. Some things get old, or can be adapted to easily. Keep them on their toes, and watch them crumble.

Words of Warning

If you don’t want cops coming over your house, cover your tracks or make sure your neighbors are the revenge type over the cop calling type. A challenge is always fun, and you now have more up your sleeve than the average Joe. Keep the destruction and damages down to a minimum and keep yourself in the clear.