For all red blooded, lustful, male viewers American Idol has NOW become a singing competition. With the opening of Fox’s trap door, the only piece of eye candy available to us Neanderthals has been removed. What little testosterone fueled sex drive I have left, will most certainly miss the presence of Ms. Scarnato.
It is indeed a sad day when this is now the best looking woman on American Idol.
Tonight, J-Lo sat, advised, and cashed a huge check. She needs the work, and what better way to advertise to thirty million viewers that you haven’t died. Here are six minutes of the J-Lo I used to love…..
She’ll always be my “Fly Girl”
The Good
It has become strikingly apparent, at least to me, that these two, Jordin and Blake, should be the final two left standing at season’s end.
Jordin and Blake’s performances continue to emit “Fresh and Young”. They were the class of an otherwise “Stale and Old” night of mediocrity.
Jordin sang, “The Rhythm is Gonna Get You.” She did an excellent job, and seemed to genuinely enjoy performing tonight. In my opinion her performances are still on the ascend. She is playing this like a cold blooded gambler, waiting until the final moment to show her winning hand.
Blake chose J-Lo’s hubby’s “I Need To Know.” It was contemporary, and entertaining. He still looks to be the dark horse on the inside rail waiting to make his move on the leaders.
“The Jaya” makes his move to compete
OK, What do all of you Haters have to say now? He’s Safe for another week…….Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah……..
The Bad
Sexually Harassed in front of 30 Million Viewers.
Even for Simon, this was low. He tells Haley to basically perform without clothes because she can’t sing. In real life Simon gets sued. Yeah, real Life….It is interesting to me how for the last couple of weeks, “Simon the Letch” has enjoyed undressing Scarnato with his eyes and complementing her all in the same motion, but tonight decides to attack her for her style. Haley! Did you say No? I guess it’s her turn to leave. Bottom Three.
Chris should have have been charged with rape for what he did to Santana and Rob Thomas. He butchered one of my favorite songs, “Smooth” and made it painful to listen to. It’s good that he’s nailing Lindsey Lohan, he’ll need a place to crash in a couple of weeks. Bottom three
Phil, did you really feel it necessary to mention that your daughter named her stuffed toy “Simon Cow”? I smell bottom three along with a heaping side of desperation. Oh yes, he also pulverized Santana into mush. Bottom three
The Fugly
The over-promoted duo of “MeeDoo and Kiki” are quickly aging before our very eyes on LIVE TV. The show opened Tonight with these two.
I have grown weary of being told how good they are. They are unremarkable average singers. They may find a niche in the same way that Jennifer Hudson did by way of acting. But honestly, do you think that you’ll be driving down the road one day listening to Mee Doo rocking your world on the car radio? I didn’t think so. These two are being force fed to us by Fox, the Judges, and you Damned Bloggers! They are worn, old, one trick ponies. Diversification is a word that is not in their vocabulary.
The show opened with Mee Doo in a Black dress exposing her sloped shoulders, and accentuating her lack of a visible neck. This was Mee Doo at her Sexy and Sultry best according to the judges.
Yep, sexy and sultry…sort of like her
Sexy and sultry maybe to the Munchkins of Oz, but unless you harbour some strange fetish for dwarfism features in women, it doesn’t translate. She sang the song “Sway.” It sounded like every other song she has sung. The very best part of the performance was when Simon said it Sucked.
Did you happen to notice that the “Oh Gosh, You really like Me, Humble Mee Doo” looked a little pissed?
She’s probably is a major Diva who’s about to crack.
Kiki decided to “Breast Feed”, I mean “Force feed” her cleavage on us all tonight.
She really needed to put a harness on the fun bags tonight. She, like the aforementioned Mee Doo, tried to seduce us with her womanly whiles.
Maybe on the streets of her hometown of Flint Michigan that works, but not so much on national TV. My sincerest hope is that these two will cancel each other out, opening the way for a Jordin/Blake final.
Do you feel that the future of American Idol is in jeopardy? With what has transpired over the last three weeks with Howard Stern, VFTW, and Sanjaya, do you think that maybe we should take a stand against Stern, VoteForTheWorst and attempt to get our show back? Many of our members have!
Members of idolme.com are disgusted with the way the show is turning out this year and have united together to Vote for the Rest! This is in effort to vote Sanjaya off the show. The idea is that every idolme.com supporter/member votes for everyone BUT Sanjaya. Each idolme.com supporter/member votes for each contestant an equal number of times. (except Sanjaya) The key element is that we keep voting the entire two hours.
Most important:
The most important thing is that each member or supporter of Vote for the Rest! Become media agents and should contact as many media outlets as possible to let then know about this. Call radio stations, news stations, Howard Stern Show, Rosie, and any other possible ways to get our mission out there. This will only work if we can get our message out to the media.
Members of idolme.com, a popular online American Idol message board has decided to take a stand and take back American Idol! They are now focusing all their efforts on what they are calling Vote for the Rest. Vote for the Rest is an effort to vote Sanjaya Malakar off the show. The idea is that every idolme.com supporter/member votes for everyone but Sanjaya. Each idolme.com supporter/member votes for each contestant an equal number of times, except Sanjaya.
“The show is not serious this year, people like Howard Stern and VFTW are making a mockery of an honest singing competition. Last week alone we received hundreds of emails complaining about Stern and VFTW and our members want to take a stand, they want the worse singer gone!” explains Stuart C. McHenry, President of Site Sift Media, Inc. which owns idolme.com.
Sadie, an idolme.com member sums up why the plan can work, “Actually, a lot of people could put more effort into helping vote off Sanjaya. For instance, I don’t vote and there are many out there like me that simply watch the show and never pick up the phone.”
No ill intent is meant for Malakar, but the site wants to make it clear that outside forces such as VFTW and Howard Stern are not going to be allowed to interfere with everyone’s favorite show without a fight.
Idolme.com has a member base of over 7,000 and a readership that stretches over 115,000 each week.
Tony Bennett “bagged” American Idol with a bogus excuse of having the flu.
My thought on this is that Tony decided after multiple “dissing” of his performance advice by several of the contestants last night he just wanted to distance himself from the show’s ungrateful snotty singers.
His replacement, Ryan’s good and close friend, Micheal Buble
Michael Buble’s performance tonight was extremely “Bubbly.” Bubbly, as in champaign bubbly. I have seen him live, and tonight, well let’s just say he wasn’t feelin’ Any Pain. He nearly stumbled into the orchestra while skipping up a ramp next to the band. Then, after he was through slurring lyrics, he got into a conversation with Seacrest where he asked Ryan on live TV, “Am I wasting my votes by voting for Antonella Barba”? OK………
America Got it Right
Tonight’s casualty was this seasons pseudo rocker chick…Gi Gi Gina. She now is free to pursue her true calling in life, being the host of her own TV Guide Channel Reality News show. Tears of joy flowed from the knowledge that she wouldn’t have to perform a number from next weeks show theme, Cha Cha Cha, Latin Night. Is that noise in the background the sound of train cars derailing?
“The Jaya”, Ruler of our Universe.
Once again, it wasn’t even close. King Jaya moves on towards his God Ordained destiny, to completely rule over the American Idol Universe. Resistance is futile, he is, therefore he wins.
So like I said earlier, next week is Latin week. This just gets better and more bizarre as each week passes.
The night was a tribute to Tony Bennett. He attempted to impart a sliver of his musical wisdom upon the not so willing Idol Contestants. Was it just me or did more than a few of the performers last night listen intently to Mr. Bennett’s advice, then while performing, totally disregard what he suggested? I’m thinking that except for maybe one or two of the singers, taking the advice of a “Professional Singer” would be to their advantage. But that’s just me.
Look out … old Macky is back!!
there’s a tugboat … huh, huh, huh … down by the river don’tcha know
Where a cement bag’s just a’droopin’ on down
Oh, that cement is just, it’s there for the weight, dear
Five’ll get ya ten old Macky’s back in town.
The evening’s festivities began with a lackluster performance of Bobby Darin’s Mack the Knife. For me it was flat and weighted down, no I mean “aDroopin” on Down. It was the kind of performance that 50 years ago would have gotten you a scenic tour of the bottom of the Chicago river while wearing cement dress shoes, compliments of Vito. He’ll survive another week.
Night and Day
Phil, Phil, Phil, Tony said that you would be wise to set a beat tempo for this song. Phil didn’t. He instead decides that doing this song in the style of a Julio Iglesias ballad, was a good Idea. It wasn’t. Even Simon said that it was Dark and had no Soul. What should we do with this guy? Does anyone reading this think that he has any chance to be in the final four, let alone win? He is definitely in the bottom three this week.
Awe Shucks, It’s “Doo Doo”
I have decided that until this person sings poorly, I will be keeping it short on comments. It has become obvious that Fox wants her to win. They “Pimp” her so hard on the show that I expect one week the Police officers from “Cops” will be arresting the judges and charging them with solicitation as “Madams of a Brothel.” Yeah, she can sing….Blah Blah Blah…”I’m Good? Gosh, Really? Just give her the contract now and let the remaining eight vie for the title of Idol.
The Kid with holes in his jeans who wants desperately to be this guy sang “Don’t Get Around Much Anymore” What the Future holds for this kid begins with the word Nickelodeon. Yawn….
On A Clear day
Okay, I know it’s not Sparky, but I just wanted to dirty her up a little. I wanted her to be more of a Bad girl……Jordin was her usual great. She still is my pick to win the whole thing. What she really needs though is that one performance that makes all of us go Wow!. It’s coming.
Smile
With her Electric Blue eye shadow she sat, she sang, she is in the bottom three.
Bringin Back Rat Pack Sexy
He’s the “Master” Tonight, Sanjy sang his best so far with a Vegas Style rendition of “Cheek to Cheek” Decked out in a White suit and slicked back hair “The Jaya” made the girls cry, once again. I see no reason for his ride to end tonight. He has to advance, since this is going to be his guitarist on Bon Jovi night…
Katharine McPhee?! She’s a cheap knockoff
Somewhere, sometime, during Haley’s performance of “Ain’t Misbehaving” I forgot to listen to her. But God Almighty! I watched! And tivo’d, and watched….
God please, let her stay
Shes ok, But she’s no Nell Carter
I’m not a fan. She is losing steam and she won’t be in the final two. As I sat and watched her last night, I couldn’t help but think that “KiKi” is slowly turning in Nell Carter. And one other thing, did you notice that Tony recommended to this kiki person that she should not use a line from the bill withers song, Ain’t No Sunshine at the end of her performance? She probably was thinking, “Just who does this wrinkled Cracker think he is anyway”? Doesn’t he know that I am the one and only KiKi???!!!!
It was billed as a night of Songs from Gwen Stefani and her band, “No Doubt,” and the music that inspired them. To say that it was an eclectic genre assortment of music, would be an understatement. I chuckled to myself wondering if somewhere in Gwen’s “Inspired Past” there was, in the distance, an accordion softly playing a polka melody.
You had some Disco, you had faux reggae performances of The Police, there was even a Cyndi Lauper tune. There was a Chrissy Hind staple, and there was a kid who decided that feigning insanity over having talent is a good career move.
Because this is MY blog, I will break down the evening in the order of importance, as I saw it.
Let’s Start With Tonight’s Best
Yes my honey’s, tonight the Navy man shone brightest of all in the Milky way galaxy of “Idol Stars” His rendition of the Police’s Every Breath You Take was flawless. he still needs major help with his image on stage, but he did outstandingly well tonight.
Steve Dahl was Right
I want to mention up front that neither of the “Twin Mounds of Musical Rebound” are favorites of mine. The reason that I hope that neither titles as this year’s American Idol is because of the not so subtle way in which Fox, and the judges have already declared these two as in the finals.
Yes they both can sing, but nothing that they do on stage screams Star, and all the forced “Pimping” Fox attempts will never make them stars.
I’m sure that it was no coincidence that both chose 70’s Disco standards. There was an unbelievability with both performances. From the similar hideous multi-colored Rayon outfits that the two wore, which BTW looked even cheesier than the original 70’s styled garb, to the failed attempt at being “sexy.”
“MeeDoo” sang”Heaven Knows.” The problem that I have with “MeeDoo” is appearance. Yes, she can sing, but the image of a medieval troll doing a electric slide step around a stage as she’s singing makes my flesh crawl. I’m sure that she is a wonderful person. But then again so was the teenage boy in the movie Mask.
“Kiki,” the other half of the mountainous duo, performed “Last Dance.” Here we have a truly physically unattractive woman who can sing. As each week goes by she seemingly is morphing into a “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert” Drag Queen. She needs to stop listening to the judges telling her how sexy she looks, she’s not. There’s a reason why there are backup and gospel church choir singers.
In 78′, unlike Tuesday night, this was sexy.
My Final two
If American Idol wants to redeem the down year of competition they have created, they will find a way to get “My final two Picks” on the next to last show. Blake and Jordin represent the only two fresh and innovative voices left in the whole competition. In my opinion, these two have the biggest upside of all of the final 10. I believe that the two of them will be the most financially successful of the remaining contestants.
Tuesday, Jordin chose to do a No Doubt’s Hey Baby. She is a beautiful young lady with potentially the best voice of the show. She seemed to really be having fun with the song. Every week she gains more confidence, and if I am correct, will peak at just the right time in the finals and win the whole thing.
Blake, my dark horse to win A.I. did a good R&B version of the Cure’s Love Song. I thoroughly enjoyed his spin on one of my all time favorite songs. Blake along with Jordin have grown each week and are by far the most unpredictable of the remaining 10. These two are my final two standing. With Jordin Sparks your winner.
The Girls Next Door
Haley Scarnato and Gina Glocksen are two nice girls who are respectively adequate singer/performers. They’re both attractive in their own distinctive ways. Neither have a chance of winning. Oh, they’ll hang around for a few more weeks, but soon they’ll be packing their bags and heading over to the TV Guide channel where mid level Idol performers go to live out their lives in retirement.
Tuesday, Haley sang True Colors. What she forgot this week was to shimmy, expose, and bounce. So as some here at IdolMe.com would joke, “No Soup For You”!! Haley, No skin , no win.
Gina Glocksen chose to sing another favorite of mine I’ll Stand By You, by Chrissy Hynde. Her outfit was a little “Over-Goth-ed” for a Pretenders song, but I guess if you keep telling everyone that you are this years “Rocker Chick”, you have to wear the suede go go boots with the Gothic Crosses on them. Look, these two are just filler to get us to the finals.
Trading Talent for Insanity
At this point I believe that Sanjaya is flipping off each and everyone of us watching. It is my opinion that he knows he is at a huge disadvantage talent wise against the field. So he has made the decision to trade his lack of singing talent in for a big bag of insanity.
It’s apparent that Sanjy is going to do, sing, and be things, that he is not. Whether this is his idea, or Fox’s producers, it seems that he will now try to “shock” us until he is put down. Sort of like the way that a prisoner on death row might insult the watching audience through the glass at his execution. He will survive again this week, but only because of the dreadfully poor performances of the final two.
One of You will Have To Leave….
Chris Sligh has become tiresome. He is not a solo performer. He continually races beyond the tempo of the band playing the music for his songs. He rushed through the Police’s “Every Little Thing She Does.” His humor and wit have dried up like a 90 year old woman’s love garage.
He still dresses like a homeless man. That Brown sport coat with the patches on the elbows went well with the old designer blue jeans with the saggy ass area. Not to mention the 5 month pregnant belly look he was sporting that was straining the bottom button of his mismatched wrinkled polyester shirt. Chris is in his environment with his band. he needs them to be good again.
I now come to whom I feel will take the pipe tonight on the results show. Chris Richardson is Done. He will be the next to leave.
“The horribly bearded Sundance Head was booted from “American Idol” last night — and today he admits there’s one cocky SOB left in the bunch.”
The rejected singer was on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM morning show, where he said one of the guys remaining on the show — whose name he wouldn’t mention — thinks he already has the competition in the bag.
Blake Lewis: The most pop-friendly contestant, he might sneak through and win it all. And he’ll beatbox his acceptance speech.
Beatboxing
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Beatboxing is the vocal percussion of hip hop culture and music. It is primarily concerned with the art of reproducing drum sounds using one’s voice, mouth, and nasal cavity. It can also involve singing, vocal imitation of turntable scratching, the simulation of horns, strings, and other musical instruments, and the replication of a vast array of sound effects.
The term beatboxing most likely refers to early drum machines which came with pre-programmed musical patterns.
History of Beatboxing
The technique and the art of replicating percussion sounds with one’s voice is thought to be conceived in India several thousands years ago, and the Chinese developed Kouji which was one kind of Vocal percussion Performing arts. The formers had litte relation with Hip Hop, and are not related to modern western beat boxing. This kind of sound-simulating techinique is called humming and chanting. Beatboxing is currently experiencing a second wind, thanks in part to the likes of artists like Rahzel and Kenny Muhammad, that has carried the artform across the world. In 2002, the documentary Breath Control: The History of the Human Beatbox premiered. It is a history of the art form that includes interviews with Doug E. Fresh, Emanon, Biz Markie, Marie Daulne of Zap Mama, and others. The same year even saw the emergence of a beatbox clothing label, mic(ism)® - sported and supported by beatboxers worldwide®.
From http://www.acappellanews.com/
February 17, 2007
Blake Lewis - second a cappella singer makes American Idol finals
Blake began singing in a youth choir but says he was really inspired to sing professionally after going to an M-Pact concert. Well we always knew that some of the best singers are drawn to the many benefits of singing in an a cappella group! Not one but two American Idol finalists sang in an a cappella group as Blake Lewis sang for five years with the former pop group Kickshaw. Based in Seattle Kickshaw earned a reputation for explosive a cappella and could rock the house like few others could. When Blake left the group he began a career as a beatboxer and had great success becoming National Beatbox Champion using the moniker Bshorty.
The Pacific Northwest has always been a hotbed of great a cappella and Blake, Rudy Cardenas and the members of M-Pact are all great friends.
Quite an accomplishment for a cappella singers and already some in the media are paying attention to that fact.
Now I understand
What you tried to say to me
And how you suffered for your sanity
And how you tried to set them free
They would not listen
They did not know how
Perhaps they’ll listen now
For they could not love you
But still your love was true
And when no hope was left inside
On that starry, starry night
You lost your Votes as “Idols” often do
But I could have told you Nella’
This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you
phar·i·sa·ic (fār’ĭ-sā’ĭk) Pronunciation Key
adj.
1. Pharisaic also Pharisaical Of, relating to, or characteristic of the Pharisees.
2. Hypocritically self-righteous and condemnatory.
For all of those who fall within the above definition (you know who you are), and declared that someone as immoral as Antonella be jettisoned for the sake of all that is godly and good, well you got your way. Now you can go back to pretending that you’re in a better place morally for her being ousted. She was by far the most interesting story of this season. What this leaves us with is a “Traveshamockery” of a competition. A competition where the outcome has already been decided.
The final Two contestants, for your American Idol are “LAKISHA”, “I don’t need a last name anymore,” Jones versus, Awe Shucks, I’m so humble, but you can keep telling me I’m a great singer anyway, Melinda Doolittle.
I’d like to suggest two things for our two finalists, a girdle, and a neck-brace.
Other happenings this evening, the Hideously absurd “Group Sing.”
If ever there were lyrics that described in a Freudian way, this seasons contestants, it was Stealers Wheel’s song,
Stuck in the Middle With You
Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain’t right,
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs, Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.
After that ear canal abuse, the Metro-sexual Hell-Spawn known as Ryan Seacrest, began his impish demon duties of stringing out out the wishes and dreams of 16 young humans. He sent the Obvious contestants to their chrome plated toilet seats, while tormenting the fringe players in tonight’s drama. He would call one at a time, he would call two. I used to think that it was an important part of the show to attempt to build tension and suspense before announcing the results. I don’t think that anymore. It’s irritating, cruel, and just played out.
Enter Underwood
For me, this was the highlight of the evening. It was like a dessert of cherries jubilee after a dinner of sauerkraut.
She performed her new single “Wasted.” She appeared to be very thin, very beautiful, and sounded angelic.
Save American Idol, Save the World
Then came the American Idol Blockbuster announcement of Fox basically airing a two hour Sally Struthers like, feed the Children, Stop poverty in America, Rebuild New Orleans, adopt a hooker, conquer the African Aids epidemic, take a homeless person to prom telethon.
If Fox really wanted to make a mark, create a buzz, and do something truly epic in humanitarian aid, instead of asking us to pay, all they would need to do to is take half of all season six’s commercial advertising revenues and create a trust for the causes that they are championing.
For those of you who would like to read informational propaganda regarding this effort click here
So there you have it kids, we all are going to have to reach deep down within ourselves to find and fabricate interest and excitement for who is left at the end of the tunnel. “NoNeck” Doolittle and the Artist now known, as just “LAKISHA.”
This alone was enough reason to endure 38 minutes in the “Holiday Inn Lounge” from Hell.
We were given privy to such inside revelations as Blake’s alter ego, Jimmy Walker Blue, an inbred, toothless hillbilly that I imagine comes in quite handy during passionate moments of unbridled lovemaking. We can only pray that Blake sings as “Jimmy” in the semi-finals.
Speaking of the Beat-off Boy, he lead off tonight’s fiasco with a 311 tune that at the time I thought was sub par. Little did I realize that this kid would be the highlight of the night for A.I.’s “Scrotum Patrol”.
The kid is a decent singer, but the conundrum for me is much like a 10 year old waking up with “Morning Wood.” What do you do with it/him?
He has that Natural Born Disney Performer feel working overtime.
I hear Sugar Ray is looking for a new lead singer.
Up next Sanjaya. This was by far the most uncomfortable secret of the evening. San-San outed himself as a closeted “Hula Dancer.
He gleefully exclaimed that he liked to “Shake His Booty” Hawaiian Style. WTF!? Who was this information intended for? Unless he has future plans of becoming a Waikiki Prostitute, His Hula dancing should never be mentioned again.
OBTW, whatever it was that he sang, Bad. He most definitely will give Hatdance a run for the Vote For The Worst candidate. His singing tonight was roadkill bad.
But his hair looked Straight, shiny, full of body, and marvelous.
Earlier in the evening, before he performed, the Head was questioned by Lord Seacrest about his tearful slobbering of the previous week. He mentioned that it was Chris Richardson who first “Lost it” causing him to blubber in kind.
No reason was given for the tears, but I have a suspicion that it may have had something to do with their self realization of their lack of talent.
The secret Surprise from The Head was an admission that he was wearing a Fat Suit on the show, and in reality he was a thin person. Yeah, and I’m really a wooden legged ballet dancer.
The Head went on to slaughter Pearl Jams, Jeremy.
If this guy were a dog, he’d be put to sleep.
Chris Timberlake’s secret surprise had something to do with him being a small college fat football player. OK. His performance tonight had Clearasil smeared all over it.
He is Idol’s androgynous Preadolescence wet dream contestant. Young boys and girls everywhere will desire A.I.’s only metrosexual heart throb.
He sang some Australian’s country western singers song.
Next up, “The Brow“! AKA Jarrod Cotter. Mr. Brow’s surprise was that he had played division II college basketball. WOW! Imagine that, a tall Black man who actually played college basketball! Go figure. The actual secret he should have revealed was that there’s as much compacted hair in his eyebrows as the total amount of hair on the average mans head.
Mr. Brow sang “Stevie.”
Unfortunately he’s not Him.
Back-up singer Brandon Rogers revealed that he was a Classic pianist. that will help him out tremendously in the very near future. Especially after singing a bad, nerdy white version of Rare Earth’s “I just want to celebrate.”
Phil “I used to have Hair” Stacey closed the lid on this casket by singing something unrecognizable. He mopped up the night with a performance as a bald homeless guy. A singing bald homeless guy. A singing bald homeless guy that wore Bing Crosby’s golf hat.
Dear lord, who dresses this guy? Every week he comes out looking like he just got in from a three day drinking binge. Is it too much to ask for someone, anyone to put on a contemporary suit? Or real slacks with a tie and dress shirt?
It was just brought to my attention that I forgot to mention Sligh’s contribution to the the evenings festivities. Chris was brilliant as usual. With that single performance, Chris made possible a scientific cure for Lou Gehrig’s disease, showed how to turn iron into gold, and explain how model ships get into those bottles. Sorry Hon.
Overall the night was just sad.
Honestly, it’s embarrassing that these “Boys” are as untalented as they are.
Attention please. Would you all please stand and offer a moment of silence for those Idols who so valiantly gave up their performing lives this evening…….Thank you.
The evenings festivities began with the much feared, and much dreaded, “Group Performance.
The “Kids” gave a stirring Brady-like rendition of “Three Dog Night’s”, Joy to the World.
It simultaneously baffles and boggles the mind as to just who this part of the show appeals to, and is geared towards.
The Four that were eliminated included a
A crooner
Ryan’s Make Believe Girl Friend
And a Filipino kid
A shout out to My Lord and Savior for keeping Princess Antonella in the competition.
Amen Brotha!!
“NEW HEADLIGHTS”
And finally, the highlight of the evening for me, the unveiling of Kellie Pickler’s brand new TaTa’S. She definitely has spent her money wisely. They looked magnificent!!
It also appears that she had her nose touched up.
I mean, except for the Dolly Parton wig, her bod was Rockin.”
Now for those of you doubting this, look at the above picture from last year, and compare it to the Melons she was yielding tonight.
What did you think Seacrest meant when he asked her if shoes were the only “New” things that she spent her money on?
