But Damn, Don’t I Look Good?

March 9th, 2007

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Maybe She Can’t Carry A Tune

Looks Versus Talent

Antonella ”Toni” Barba is living proof that being beautiful can make you a millionaire. While the vocal talent of the 20 year old was average at best, her earning potential has entered the stratosphere.

Her wild child persona, coupled with an uptight public’s lack of imagination may have influenced the votes that got her unceremoniously removed from the show. One would think that after all the negative controversy Antonella would be hard pressed to find work in any area of the entertainment field.

That assumption would be 100% wrong.

The 20 year old Jersey Diva currently has multiple job offers on the table.

There exists the possibility that Toni’ may become the largest money generating Idol of all time.

Since her debut on American Idol she has been offered $250,000 to be the host of “Girls Gone Wild”, there’s a $500,000 offer to be the spokesperson for Sugar DVD, the Netflix of adult online movie rentals. There has even been interest from Hugh Hefner for her to pose for Playboy for around $300,000.

Those are just the first three offers of the many that will assuredly come her way while her 15 minutes of fame remains current. No matter how much success this years Idol winner has, they will never reach the success level financially that Toni’ will achieve.

This year alone, Toni’ has the potential to make well over a million dollars strictly from her appearance alone.

On behalf of Ms. Barba, I would like to thank each and every one of you, who by withholding your votes, made her a millionaire. You see, everything that she will earn, everything that she will have, became reality because of you.

Not a bad way for a 20 year old untalented singer to get some spending money, don’t you think?

Francis L.

“It Had to Be Toni”

March 7th, 2007

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“My lovely Toni”

I could say that the Twin Chocolate Marshmallow Sisters stole the show, but I can’t. I could mention that there was a “Rock Chick” sighting, but I won’t. Four other women also performed tonight. But to save my life, I can’t recall their names.

That being said, I now come to the star of this evening’s competition. She is the only performer who packages beauty, talent, and overflowing confident class, Antonella Barba, or as I like to call her “Toni.”

From the third performing position Toni made Rae’s song her own, “TOUCHDOWN”!
Toni’s rendition of Corrine Bailey Rae’s “Put Your Records On” brought the Live Studio Audience to their feet. It sent chills down my spine. Like the Kennedy Assassination, It’s one of those moments where years from now you’ll remember where you were when you heard about it.

Three little birds, sat on my window.
And they told me I don’t need to worry.
Summer came like cinnamon
So sweet,
Little girl’s double-dutch on the concrete.

Maybe sometimes, we got it wrong, but it’s alright
The more things seem to change, the more they stay the same.
Oh, don’t you hesitate.

Girl, put your records on, tell me your favorite song
You go ahead, let your hair down
Sapphire and faded jeans, I hope you get your dreams,
Just go ahead, let your hair down.

You’re gonna find yourself somewhere, somehow.

The others never stood a chance. It quickly became apparent that this was not to be their night. Second place was the only place that they would have the opportunity to vie for.

Toni is the kind of woman who inspires others to reach for their dreams. Toni represents all that is good in America. She instills a renewed hope in our children; she evokes admiration from her adoring fans. She’s exactly what a role model should be and stands as a shining example of what each one of us can become if we work hard enough. She is the very essence of love personified. She elicits emotional responses to her Heavenly Aura

The thought my heart nourishes is sweet,
It’s of a young girl that I desire,
Because of whom my spirit mounts higher,
Since Love, himself, and she did meet.

I cannot easily express
The fresh form this angel resembles
Who seems to have descended from the sky:
She seems Love’s sister by her address,
And at her every gesture one marvels:
Blessed the souls she greets and passes by!
It can be said that every brightness lies
In her and every hope and joy’s there too,
And every blossoming branch of virtue,
And all this is due to her great worth.

The noble intellect I have acquired
Because of the appearance of this lady,
Makes me scorn all sin and villainy,
And the sweet conversation we enjoyed
Concerning the life of love, comforts me,
When I was still new to her sovereignty.
She showed me then such courtesy,
That she did not disdain my gentle speech:
So that I wish to thank sweet Love, indeed,
Who made me fit for such honor on Earth.

Since my name is writ in the book of Love,
Tell my tale, little song, with courtesy,
When you are allowed to see my lady,
Since I am made her servant, and so prove.

We can become like Toni, we can become a Star, An American Idol.

You’ll have to excuse me now; I have to go wash my hands and get back to voting.

Francis L.

Barba Gone Wild

March 7th, 2007

American Idol Meets Girls Gone Wild: Antonella Barba Gets Offer
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According to a report from the Orlando Sentinel the much hyped 20-year old has received a $250,000 offer from Joe Francis.

It appears that they want her to join the ‘Girls Gone Wild’ family. Or as it was put in a release, “GGW and Joe Francis want to reward the young lady from New Jersey with a $250,000 hosting contract to join the GGW brand and lifestyle.”

“Antonella Barba is an unbelievably sexy girl who obviously knows how to have a good time,” Joe Francis, founder of Girls Gone Wild, said in a statement. “Why are people being ridiculed and punished for being sexual? It’s ridiculous.”

Naked Racism

March 5th, 2007

It getting even more crazy than usual in Hollywood.
The following are excepts from an article written by David Bloomberg for the Website FoxesOnIdol.

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American Idol 6: Despite What Activist Says, Antonella Situation Not a Double-Standard
By David Bloomberg — 03/05/2007


A press release has been issued to indicate that a civil rights advocate will hold a rally to protest the supposed double-standard on American Idol, where Antonella Barba has been allowed to stay on the show, whereas Frenchie Davis was sent packing in the second season. What are their claims? Do they have any merit? David has the answers.

Just when you thought things couldn’t possibly get weirder in the whole American Idol Antonella Barba photo scandal, they did just that.
The latest news has nothing to do with Antonella herself, though. Now a civil rights advocate has picked up this ball and is running with it, claiming Idol is guilty of a “double-standard” because Antonella is still there while Frenchie Davis was booted in the second season.

I suppose something like this was only a matter of time, and in past articles I’ve already explained briefly why these matters are different. But it looks like it’s time to do so again, and in more detail. First, what’s going on now?

Najee Ali, a civil rights advocate with Project Islamic Hope, is planning a rally and press conference in front of the Kodak Theater in Hollywood, which is where Idol live shows are staged. The big shebang is scheduled for 11 am on Tuesday. In addition to Ali, season one Idol producer Tarvenia Jones and Frenchie’s manager, Belinda Foster, are supposed to attend. Frenchie herself will apparently be hooked in by phone. According to EURweb.com, Ali “is known for his no nonsense, take no prisoners style of speaking out on current issues.” So I can only imagine what he’s going to have to say. But we’ll leave aside that hypothetical question for now.

The simple fact is that the situations are different, and it has nothing to do with color or getting Frenchie back or anything else like that. Suggesting the Idol producers have a double standard because of race ignores the fact that two out of five of the winning Idols have been African-American. That’s 40%, which certainly exceeds the African-American population in the U.S. And over half of the semi-finalists for this round are minorities.
The situation with Antonella may be many things, but it is not a double-standard

What all this means is…..? Well, who knows. Maybe Frenchie’s bored, maybe she’s looking for some free pub.

It was mentioned in the full article that the Diva’s lawyer has even suggested that Frenchie be reinstated back unto the show immediately. Right……..It also appears that the race card is going to be thrown down. This has all the appearance of a rock salt sawed off shotgun blast, it’s firing pattern is so wide that it’s bound to hit something. What do you think?

Thanks again to Foxes On Idol, and D. Bloomberg. To read the whole article click the above red or blue type links.

Francis L.

Antonella, Our Fantasy

March 3rd, 2007

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“I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints;
the sinners are much more fun…”

This wild child Catholic school girl most definitely, “Didn’t”, “Start Much to Late.”

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She’s Beautiful, she’s spoiled, and by God, we love/hate her.

Her singing skills are at best, average.

Her classic Romanesque beauty is apparent.

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She’s been criticized, deified, psychoanalyzed, and crucified. There have been pornographic conspiracies, moral judgments, and sentences of eternal damnation. Publicity has been exponentially dividing into firestorm proportions.

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For weeks she’s been the leading topic of news outlets world wide. Her name has been the number one searched name on the internet. Blogs about her materialize by the hour.

Women hate her, men secretly desire her. She is what most “God Fearing Americans” truly fear, a free spirit who is unafraid to embrace what she has culturally evolved into, a Fantasy, our Fantasy, my Fantasy.

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Why does this woman elicit such varied and guttural responses from the American public? After all it’s not as though history hasn’t had a parade of minimally talented, physically attractive performers.

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There have been endless streams of celebrities who made their mark by using appearance first, followed by minimal levels of talent. See Lohan, Spears, Hilton, the Simpson sisters, and on and on.

Whether or not she survives Idol will not be because of her past transgressions, but by our imaginations.

The Price of Fame

February 26th, 2007

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The following is an article that appeared in the Nj Star Ledger

After ‘Idol’ dreams, an Internet nightmare
Monday, February 26, 2007
BY VICKI HYMAN AND NAWAL QAROONI
Star-Ledger Staff

Be careful what you wish for.
Whatever 20-year-old singer Antonella Barba expected to gain from auditioning for the star-making machine “American Idol,” it was likely fame, not infamy. But Barba — until last month a Catholic University student from Point Pleasant with a nice voice — is now at the center of a perfect storm of celebrity and technology, sexuality and morality.
Photos of Barba topless, hands covering her breasts, and on the toilet, appeared on the Internet just as she emerged as a semifinalist on television’s top-rated show earlier this month. Over the weekend, racier photos materialized, including several shots of a beautiful brunette performing a sex act on a man who is not identified.

Her best friend and fellow “Idol” auditioner, Amanda Coluccio, said the tamer shots are of Barba, including a full-length shot of Barba naked, covered with rose petals, taken for a calendar she made for her boyfriend of several years. But the lewdest of the bunch, she is certain, are not Barba, a Red Bank Catholic High School graduate who had been studying architecture until she got her break on “Idol.”

“They were meant to be seen by one person and one person only,” Coluccio said at her Holmdel home. “The really bad ones aren’t her. I’ve studied them. It’s not her nose. She’s never had (acrylic nail) tips in her life. She’s the least slutty person I know.”
“Idol” producers won’t make Barba, or any of the semifinalists, available for interviews until after they are ousted. But Coluccio, who speaks with Barba daily, says they believe someone from Catholic University broke into her computer and posted the pictures.
“She’s been crying. She’s horrified,” Coluccio says. “She’s most upset about what her parents think.”

If it’s Barba or not, the unseemly association is likely to persist, regardless of how she does in the competition, said Rich Hanley, an assistant professor of journalism at Quinnipiac University in Hamden, Conn., who specializes in interactive communications. Among the semifinalists, Barba’s singing has drawn some of the harshest criticism from the judges, so her “Idol” dreams likely will die faster than her Internet celebrity.

“This is a breaking situation in terms of the digitization of fame,” Hanley said. “Young people need to understand that anything they put on the Web is going to come back and haunt them some time in their career. Because it’s everywhere, there’s never going to be a minimal response. There’s always going to be a maximum response.”

As for Barba’s “Idol” popularity, it’s possible a voting bloc of hormone-addled teenage boys is asserting itself, and there is an influential Web site, www.votefortheworst.com, that encourages viewers to vote for the “most entertaining train wreck.” It’s backing Barba.
Barba is next scheduled to appear with the remaining 10 female semifinalists on Wednesday. A spokeswoman for the show would say only that it does not comment on contestants’ private lives.

According to Coluccio, producers told Barba that they are reviewing the most recent, and most explicit, photos, and that Barba doesn’t believe her position has been jeopardized by the pictures.

“Idol” producer Nigel Lythgoe told Entertainment Weekly on Friday he had not seen the pictures, adding: “It’s sad, isn’t it, that your best friends are the ones that come forward with information that will go to Smoking Gun or put your photographs on the Web?”

Barba is not the first “Idol” contestant with racy photos in her past; she appears to be the first one, however, who didn’t at least profit from it first. Second-season finalist Frenchie Davis posed topless for a porn site that advertised underage models, and producers ousted her from the lineup. In the fifth season, the men’s magazine Maxim dug up old editorial photos in which semifinalist and sometime model Becky O’Donohue posed suggestively with her twin sister. By the time the photos hit the Web, though, the votes had been counted, and O’Donohue was voted off the show.

If Barba is still serious about pursuing a career in the spotlight, the scandal is not insurmountable, said Mark Obbie, an assistant professor of journalism and media law at Syracuse University’s Newhouse School of Public Communications. Certainly homemade sex tapes did not hurt Paris Hilton or Pamela Anderson; quite the opposite, though they were already public figures when the video recordings were made. But even celebrities who have seen unpalatable pictures from their past turn up have recovered.
“Vanessa Williams made a pretty decent recovery when she was Miss America and Penthouse printed pictures of her in nude lesbian scenes,” Obbie said. “But she went on to be a hardworking actress, and not in all trashy parts.”

Possibly the only thing about Barba that remains to be seen is whether she’s litigious. But lawsuits in these cases are “difficult to win and expensive to pursue,” said Andrew McClurg, a professor at the Cecil C. Humphreys School of Law at the University of Memphis. It’s often difficult to track down or prove who posted the picture, or in this case, who made the photos available for Internet publication.

Another obstacle is a section of the Communications Decency Act that provides strong immunity for Internet service providers and Web sites for content they post, McClurg said.
The primary vehicle for legal relief is a privacy tort known as the “public disclosure of private facts,” but that has proved to be a weak foundation for suits against the individuals who do the posting, he said. If the photos were acquired illegally, as Coluccio believes, she could have a stronger case, he said.

The editor of one of the celebrity gossip Web sites that posted the pictures, www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com, directed questions about the post to the site’s legal disclaimer, which says the images posted are believed to be in the public domain, but that it will remove any images proved to be under copyright. It also says that the Web site “posts accurately reported facts, as well as rumor, conjecture and gossip.”

Thanks to the duo’s introduction on “Idol,” Coluccio has been on the receiving end of Internet infamy as well. The show’s producers aired scenes that pitted Barba and Coluccio against each other, and Coluccio thought they made her look like a flirtatious, jealous, spoiled brat. Coluccio said she gets more than 3,000 MySpace messages a week, many calling her nasty names.

No matter how tough it’s been, Coluccio doesn’t regret the experience. “‘We both went to fulfill a dream but were made into characters,” she said. “‘American Idol’ is the fakest show on TV. We’re so real and down-to-earth, and I wish people could see that.”

“Antonella Gate”

February 25th, 2007

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The following is an anonymous message board response to the recent Antonella Photo controversy.

“But you know, for as little respect as I have for Antonella for slicking up some guys penis with her mouth and letting it get out on camera, her posing soaking wet and virtually naked in the World War II Memorial fountain in D.C. was worse by orders of magnitude, a point that I think many people have overlooked.

Not only was Antonella’s posing in the WWII memorial fountain trashy behavior, it shows a total lack of respect for the memory of those who fought and died to protect the US and save the world from Nazi Germany, Fascist Italy and Imperialist Japan. She might just as well have spray-painted swastikas all over the memorial.

At the very least, she could have just found an un-dedicated fountain to play “wet t-shirt contest” in if she had to be an exhibitionist. But that’s aside from my point. In many ways, her actions are symbolic of just how oblivious Americans in general have become to reality and practical matters, knowledge of which demands a certain degree of proper conduct.

Antonella should have known before taking them that the raunchy pictures had the potential to come back and bite her hard in the rear, unless of course she had planned to embark on a career as a fourth-rate slut-smut model or porn star. She didn’t consider the possible consequences of her actions, and now they are coming to a head, no pun intended.

Whatever the AI producers decide to do with her, even if they let her remain on the show, which I can’t imagine they will do at this point, she will be known more for her sex acts and trashy behavior, than for whatever singing talent she may actually possess. That’s rather humiliating, and probably not something she will soon live down.”


It seems as though new photographs of an adult nature are “Found” daily showing Ms. Barba in extremely compromising positions. There are photos of her posing in nothing but a T-shirt, in a WWII memorial fountain in Washington D.C. leading some to label her un-American bordering upon traitorous. There are the pictures, allegedly of her, orally placating a male companion. As a matter of fact there are so many photos out there it’s difficult to keep up.

She has been branded with her own “Scarlet letter.” She has been called everything derogatorily that can be mentioned, slut, whore, tramp. The general consensus on most Idol internet message boards and websites seems unanimous, throw her off the show!

The amount of snowballing outrage and indignation is staggering. All that seems is left is for a vocal crescendo of protest exclaiming in unison, “Burn Her, She’s a Witch.”!!!

It appears that Antonella will soon be season six’s “Moral Sacrifice.” Her removal from the competition seems inevitable. Fox will make her this season’s Frenchie Davis.

All of this once again poses the question of just what is an American Idol, and what does that title represent? Is there a level of morality that a Pop Singer must adhere to? Is a professional karaoke singer expected to be a role model for our children? Are these same standards equally applied to the actions of other recording artists? (See multitudes of Examples)

Why do we, as collective viewers, continually hold these performers to standards that few, if any of us, ever attain in our daily lives? We demand a world of “Baseball, Hotdogs, Apple Pie, and Chevrolet.”

We attempt to exist in a world free of objectionable behavior, questionable lifestyles, and blatant immorality, while living life in a way that is diametrically opposed to our moral objections.

Is what she did stupid? Yes.
Is what she did offensive? Probably.
But should she be removed from the Show? Absolutely not.
She succeeds or fails on her singing ability.
She was judged to be one of the 24 best, let her stay.


Francis L.