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“An Easter Bunny Nightmare Experiment”

Let’s begin at the beginning.

The night began with Katie Bernard. She speaks in a Lisa Simpson cartoon voice, but amazingly sings in a Homer Simpson voice. She’ll be lucky to survive the group competition.

Next up Tatiana “What’s her name.”

The obligatory teen age, African American, Paris Bennett wannabe.
Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
She will be a mid round casualty

Moving on we arrive upon

Diana Walker, a Really Large cheerleader. She butchered a Whitney Houston song.
Maybe she would have done a better job had she had her pom-poms with her. Maybe had she sung in a cheer format, while doing the splits at the finish, the outcome would have been different? Then again had she done the splits it would have created a seismic problem, say like 7.5 on the Richter scale.

Jamie Lynn Ward

Kellie!? I guess diversity demands that every season have its own “Hillbilly Princess.” May I introduce to you, a country gal with a story befitting a great country ballad. “I live with my Granny and paralyzed Daddy.” Daddy, who was shot in a trailer home shootout over love done gone wrong.

There was Victoria aka Cousin It

Jack Osborne?

“Now I’m worried. Maybe I do sound like crap”
Chris, (Jack Black, Jack Osborne, Jack in the Box), Sligh..
Maybe indeed.

Finally, the highlight of my evening.

26 years old….no 33 year old…. No wait, 50 year old Margie Fowler gave a performance for the ages. I forgot what she sang. I guess it’s a brain defense mechanism working for me. She looked amazing! Never have I seen such an exquisite display of “Front Butt.” Her stretch pants accentuated her figure superbly. That Baby definitely got back…..and Front!!

Wednesday night can’t come fast enough.

Francis L.

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