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Is American Idol the Hybrid Bastard Child of Chuck Barris? Along with other Stupid Questions?

After watching the past two weeks worth of shows on American Idol, several questions kept popping into my degenerated mind. Is Chuck Barris the Father of American Idol? Could Idol actually be a” cover” front, created secretly By Barris for the C.I.A. (Barris’s former Employer)

Was American Idol’s father really a C.I.A. Hit man?

Would this man be nominated for an Oscar in the best supporting actor category, for his portrayal of the washed up comic in Dream Girls?

Would American Idol be even mores popular if Simon were able to Gong and also ridicule?

Would “Gene Gene, the Dancing Machine” end up in Bed with Paula Abdul?

Would J.P. Morgan have been drunk or less drunk than Paula during the show?

God I need the real shows to start soon.

Francis L.

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