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”The Bush Babies”

To everyone that felt that “Idol” judges were being,” Too Mean” and “insensitive” to contestants this season, please don’t.

“The Bush Babies”, Johnny” Randy Pants” Jayne, and Michael “The Lemur” Swale, the artist formerly known as Kenneth, (yes he changed his name), have employed the services of a talent agent. Any empathy that these two may have received from us has now dissolved.

Appearing on Monday’s Today show with Meredith Vieira, “The Bush Babies” announced that they had hired a talent agent to explore future appearance opportunities. They also reiterated that they were still demanding a public apology from Simon Cowell for the disparaging remarks made towards the two.

This wish was fulfilled by Cowbell giving this “Heartfelt Apology” to the two.

“I think it was an off-the-cuff remark that I made, and he’s offended, then I apologize. I won’t ever call anyone a “Bush Baby” again.” Remarkably touching Simon.

Vieira then asked the two if they had any secret desires. Swale replied excitedly, “We hope to appear on the VIEW.” There’s a Goal! A plan to have an audience with “Queen Pig Rosie” and her squealing band of Piglets.

It’s now apparent that the Two “Bush Babies” have decided to take Simon’s insult remarks and build a Career from them using the William Hung’s Book ” Exploitation of Idiot’s for Dummies.”

WHY NOT?

Why not indeed!
During a recent interview, Randy Jackson commented that Billy Hung has earned nearly ONE MILLION DOLLARS since he began his rampage on America. So now we can look forward to seeing these two hawking prescription drugs for erectile dysfunction.

So fellow “Idolphiles do not give these two fundamentally challenged souls your compassion.

Save your indignation and empathy for those who truly deserve it,
Like the next shows contestants.

Francis L.

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