Oh Yes, He’s thinking It!
Oh Yes, He’s thinking It!
The Fall of the Empire…
The Combatants enter the Network’s Coliseum to the thunderous ovation of the bloodthirsty throngs assembled.
The Metro Sexual Coliseum crier calls for silence and then declares, “ For Those of You Who Are About To Die, We Salute You”!
“It’s No Longer important how you came to be here, only that you survive to sing another day.”!
“And All This Will Begin…..Right after the Break.”
We Have No King But Caesar…
Caesar Simon Cowell, the omnipresent and omniscient being responsible for unleashing this “Beast” of mediocrity upon humanity, sits in judgment of D-List singers. Watching demurely as each entrant claws desperately to acquire their self indulged 15 minutes of fame…..He sits, he observes, he lambastes.
Predictability and the crowd demands that he rule judgments, thumbs up, thumbs down?! Even if he thinks you worthy, He’ll speak of your talent, or lack thereof, with unbridled, unbiased contemptuous glee….
But ultimately, your fate will be decided by the reaction of the mob assembled.
Like the Empire of Rome, American Idol will Never Fall…It’s Eternal…………………..
All Hail Caesar Simon!! Hail Caesar!!!!!!