Punch Simon Cowell Legally

If you’re anything like me, you love American Idol. I mean, what’s not to love? You’ve got Idol-hopefuls from every walk of life trying out for the contest, singing their hearts out, with big dreams of one day being a big star.

There are the judges: Randy Jackson - Weight gain, weight loss, his precious “Dawg Pound,” and generally the same comments, “Dude, yo, check it out. For me, the song was a’ight, a little pitchy in the middle, but you worked it out at the end.”; Paula - Is or is she not high or drunk during the show? Who knows? Who cares?! We usually get this from her, “You look beautiful, I think this song catches the essence of you… You know who you are.” What the …???

And who can forget love-him-or-hate-him Simon Cowell - Often scathing, but bluntly true criticisms, “That was Horrid, you sound like any other karaoke singer in any bar in the United States!”

Well, one web site has devoted their whole site to “getting back at Simon.” For free, you can take cyber-punches at Mr. Cowell, for free. Simply go to www.angrysimon.com, and you can get into a boxing ring with the Judge we all love to hate. Hey, I know quite a few people that have had a ball with this game! And if you don’t dislike Simon, you can always imagine it’s your boss or ex’s face when you’re swinging the punches… Enjoy!

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