Idol Me Blog

It’s getting late in the race and Fox and “The American Voting Public” have taken away all
controversial writing interest from this season’s show.

Come Back to me Antonella!!! Sanjaya, what did you do with your hair today?
Bush Babies please….just one more time, sing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.”
Hell, I would even vote for the Chunky Blond who sang as the cowardly lion.

What I am left with on the show:

1. A career backup singer who will be totally remembered for not having a neck,
a mouthful of all baby teeth, and the inability to NOT BE HUMBLE about her singing talent .
She will also most certainly be totally forgotten until she lands minor
a part in an off Broadway play.

2. A physically unattractive Church Choir singer, who even if she has a limited
amount of success after being eliminated, will be unable to handle life after Idol.
And honestly has nothing remotely image wise to offer us, the public.

3. A spontaneous Crier who although is extremely talented as a singer,
will be relegated to a singing career of Top 40 Pop tunes.
She would be a slam dunk winner if only there were some
wet T-Shirt photos online……Some where…..Brb

4. A rapidly inflating, (WEIGHTWISE), club singer that will never be mainstream
enough to make a difference. Although I enjoy some of his performances, his voice
reminds me of Pat Boone, or Perry Como….yeah I’m really OLD…Really.

So hopefully during the next three weeks, one of them gets arrested.

Some random Blurbs…………..

Now you can feel Twice as Good..

American Idol Donors Double Billed

(KTVI - myFOXstl.com) — Some fans of FOX’s top-billed show get double billed! Some people who donated during last week’s American Idol Gives Back Benefit gave more than they planned. It’s being called a technical glitch and FOX promises to fix it. FOX 2’s Teresa Woodard has details on how they hope Idol really will give back. People with a problem can call this toll free number: 1-800-295-1752. Viewers can also send an email to service@idolaid.com

Why we Love Simon

Here are 20 of Simons finest comments, dished out to contestants, relatives and even Bob Dylan.
1. “You should sue your singing teacher”

2. “I presume there was no mirror in your dressing room tonight.”

3. “The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star
wannabes”

4. At age 4: “Mum, you look like a poodle”

5. On Bob Dylan: ‘A singing poet? It just bores me to tears.’

6. “Shave off your beard and wear a dress. I think you’d be a great female impersonator”

7. “Did you really believe you could become the American Idol? Well, then, you’re deaf.”

8. “You have just invented a new form of torture”

9. “If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.”

10. “The look, it was like something out of the Addams Family.”

11. “You have the personality of a handle.”

12. “I’m tempted to ask if you sang that the night before your wife left you.”

13. “You look like one of those creatures that live in the jungle with those massive eyes.”

14. “What do you think we are looking for – a two-year-old who can’t sing?”

15. “You were having fun. I’m not sure how much fun everyone at home was having.”

16. “You came across as a background singer for a background singer.”

17.. “You sounded like Cher after she’s been to the dentist.”

18. “Can I ask you a question? Do you and your girlfriend sing together at home? Have the police ever called?”

19. “You are fabulous but it was the singing that was slightly off-putting.”

20. Simon: “What normally happens when you sing in public, Deborah?”

Deborah: “I’ve had a few people cry.”

Simon: “I can believe that.”

And Finally Today…

I will leave you proof that leaves no doubt that Paulas Meds
need to be decreased………

Francis L.

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