Anchors Away My Boy……..
“I Yam What I Yam”
Goodbye Phil.
Now you can go back to being a dad, a husband, and a sailor.
It really wasn’t fair that you were panned before that other singer.
You gave it all that you had to give and succeeded.
At this season’s beginning, I emailed you to let you know that I supported you from the start.
Enjoy the tour and much deserved future success. Enjoy the ride.
It’s the Crime of the Century…
Goodbye Chris
The ongoing crime of you returning week after week is now over.
Now you’ll have time to pursue those goals that dominate
your being, vagina’s, paparazzi, and the remaining
8 of your 15 minutes of fame. Substance does not
exsist in your world.
I see on your horizon photo ops with
the likes of Lauren Conrad of Laguna Beach,
Alaina Alexander, Lindsay Lohan, and if there is a God,
The Queen of Shallow, Paris Hilton.
No more Nasally performances, and no Chris, it’s not a style of singing.
It’s a sinus condition.
Everything Else Is Kind of Pitchy
So it’s down to the Final Four. Look for blogs,
websites, and media outlets to pitch the final
month of Idol as though it’s the NCAA
Basketball Final 4.
We have three women and one man remaining.
There’s a story here somewhere…….
Francis L.
May 2nd, 2007 at 9:01 pm
I sent Phil an e mail also telling him that he did go down in a blaze of glory and we wanted to see him go further….He is a truly gifted performer listen with you ears!!!!!!! I always listen with my ears how often do you see your favorites up close and personal….
May 3rd, 2007 at 5:54 am
Francis, I think the pitch problems will go away once Blah and Jordin go home.
Then the sistah’s will be doin’ it for themselves. KiKi will shout and MeeDoo will croon. Life will be good!
May 3rd, 2007 at 3:55 pm
sligh…u r evil