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The lack of talent on this season’s show becomes more glaringly apparent as we make our way to the final week.

Unfortunately the producers, the judges, and Fox itself has sold their collective souls for this season’s early monstrous ratings. What served Fox so well in February has come back to bite them in the ass in April.

This competition, In my opinion, is OVER. Forget about the Bald, the Loud, the Posers, the screamers, and the incredibly untalented.

Jordin Sparks is the only singer left in this competition that has Real star quality, likability, and charisma. She has the greatest upside of everyone left. She is going to win. You may disagree, but then you would be wrong. Now that I have gotten that out of the way, let’s look at tonight’s………………….

Opening Act

Phil Stacey opened tonight’s festivities with Keith Urban’s “Where the Blacktop ends.”

To me it sounded like Harry Connick Jr. meets Travis Tritt. The judges, and Phil himself, all agreed that this genre of music is now the “Wheelhouse” for Mr. Stacey.

Maybe I just don’t get it, but I don’t see this guy setting the Contemporary Country Music charts on fire, like say a Carrie Underwood.

I will say that his performance was the second best tonight behind Jordin. But then we are entering into “Winner of the Tallest Midget” contest area. He’ll be safe.

Impressing the Mentor

Jordin chose to do Martina McBride’s “Broken Wing” She, unlike the evenings remaining singers, actually entertained me.

She is beautiful, poised, and deserves the accolades. I have been saying for weeks now that I believe Jordin has been building momentum towards the final and I will reiterate that position now,
she will win.

Now we find Out

Tonight we find out the power of VFTW and Howard Stern. I do believe that the “Sanjaya Experience” has now gotten to the point of irritability. Sanjaya has flat lined.

His performance of “Let’s give em Something To Talk About”, was brutally awful. He was off key, flat, and tonight, gave every indication that he may be tone deaf.

I am of the opinion that he deserves to be in the bottom three. But if VFTW saves him this week, I hope that his casualty is our next screamer…I mean singer, Koo Koo Jones.

WHY DOES THIS WOMAN HAVE TO SCREAM EVERY SONG SHE PERFORMS?

Tonight, Ms. Koo Koo chose to do a Carrie Underwood Hit, “Jesus, Take the Wheel.” It was blasphemous. Lisp-Shouting her way through this song was brutally annoying.
Like Simon said, “It’s Like Having Hamburger for Breakfast.”
Time to go back to Flint dear.
Bottom Three

This Idiot Poser

This Dumb-ass decides to mysteriously develop a Southern accent, (Which he exhibits before he sings) while Martina mentors him. He supposedly chooses to “Deliberately” give the old Nasal treatment to some song that I didn’t recognize.

It had all of the professional vocal quality of a gurgling open drainpipe. When confronted by Simon with the fact that his performance sounded Nasally, Poser C.R. decreed that it was done on purpose!

Then Realizing that he just got hammered by critique on national TV, this idiot blurts out a half hearted message of sympathy directed towards those involved with the tragedy at Va Tech.

He apparently thinks that this will cover his putrid performance by showing his compassionate side.

He deserves to be booted off the show for this alone!

There’s a reason why Country Stations don’t play Nsync tunes……

Bottom Six

Yeah Tina Turner……

The song that Doo Doo did do, was what she done did?
Just because you back up a singer with a slide guitar and a fiddle, doesn’t make a song country.

She sang a Blues tune under the guise of being a country song. She has been doing this all season long and to tell the truth, it has become tiring. She skirts around the theme of the night by choosing a song that always has a style that fits what she does best, R&B.

And with the way that this years show has been pimping her as the winner, she could choose to sing the National Anthem on Bon Jovi night and they would let her. She may make the final….

Closing this Gem

It was up to Blake to stop tonight’s’ hemmoraging.

He chose to sing Tug Mcgraw’s kid’s,
“When the Stars turn Blue.”

More and more, week to week, this kid seems to be morphing into a hip hop version of Pat Boone.

He seems to have peaked and shown us all of just what he has left in the tank. He will be safe because of Seacrest’s’ introduction surrounded by hot teenage girls…….

Did all you teenage Girls catch the subliminal messaging aimed at you?

Now Go vote your asses off!

Francis L.
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