Random Conspiracy Thoughts

Tony Bennett “bagged” American Idol with a bogus excuse of having the flu.

My thought on this is that Tony decided after multiple “dissing” of his performance advice by several of the contestants last night he just wanted to distance himself from the show’s ungrateful snotty singers.

His replacement, Ryan’s good and close friend, Micheal Buble

Michael Buble’s performance tonight was extremely “Bubbly.” Bubbly, as in champaign bubbly. I have seen him live, and tonight, well let’s just say he wasn’t feelin’ Any Pain. He nearly stumbled into the orchestra while skipping up a ramp next to the band. Then, after he was through slurring lyrics, he got into a conversation with Seacrest where he asked Ryan on live TV, “Am I wasting my votes by voting for Antonella Barba”? OK………

America Got it Right

Tonight’s casualty was this seasons pseudo rocker chick…Gi Gi Gina. She now is free to pursue her true calling in life, being the host of her own TV Guide Channel Reality News show. Tears of joy flowed from the knowledge that she wouldn’t have to perform a number from next weeks show theme, Cha Cha Cha, Latin Night. Is that noise in the background the sound of train cars derailing?

“The Jaya”, Ruler of our Universe.

Once again, it wasn’t even close. King Jaya moves on towards his God Ordained destiny, to completely rule over the American Idol Universe. Resistance is futile, he is, therefore he wins.

So like I said earlier, next week is Latin week. This just gets better and more bizarre as each week passes.

Francis L.